Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

Trouble

Y/n and Vision stare up at the blue tractor beam that begins to draw from the ship and scream into the pavement.

Y/n: Here we go...

A large, brutish, leathery-skinned alien appears on their own opposite the duo. They had beady yellow eyes and a large weapon that resembled a giant battle-axe.

Y/n: Whoa... that's Cull Obsidian?

Vision 2099: It is.

The extraterrestrial emits a low growl and strides towards them. Vision 2099 floats towards him and elevates himself to be at Cull's height.

Vision 2099: This serves as your singular warning: leave now or face the consequ-

Obsidian bats Vision away with his weapon- rocketing him away from them. The android manages to stop himself around a mile or two away and begins to fly back towards his adversary. Having run out of bullets: Y/n is forced to use his stun gun. Obsidian laughs as the bolts connect with him and do absolutely nothing as he slowly strides towards the human.

Y/n: I should go...

The head of Obsidian's weapon shoots towards Y/n as it is revealed to operate on a chain much like a mace. Vision 2099 appears just in time to catch it. He shares a wordless glance with Y/n before tossing the head back at Cull and hitting him with it, knocking him onto his back.

Y/n: Guess you took that personally, huh?

Back with Gwen's group: the woman had finally caught up with them.

Gwenpool: You know I was only joking when I said I wanted you here, right?

Guillotine: Bonjour, mademoiselle Gwenpool.

Captain Marvel: Who's this?

Gwenpool: Trouble, and that's coming from me.

Vision: Excuse me, Guillotine. Would you be interested in helping us take down an extraterrestrial threat?

Guillotine grins. Cut to Vision 2099 firing his head beam at Obsidian. Cull blocks it with his palm, it does damage -unlike Y/n's stun gun- it burns his hand and even hurts him but does not breach his flesh.

Cull Obsidian: GRAAHHH!

Vision 2099 flies forward (ending his beam) and punches Obsidian in the face. Cull swings his weapon at him but he phases through it- appearing behind the alien. He fires his beam again, this time into the back of Cull's exposed neck. Cull screams which gives Y/n the opportunity to jump up high and fire a stun blast into Cull's mouth. This is much more effective than his earlier shots and aids Vision further.

Vision 2099: Keep it up, Y/n!

Guillotine, Gwenpool, Captain Marvel and the modern day Vision race to find Cull Obsidian.

Vision: Captain Danvers, let us search the skies.

Carol nods as the duo flies above the buildings for a better view of the city whilst Gwen and Guillotine continue on foot.

Gwenpool: How did you find us?

Guillotine: Your Quinjet is less than subtle.

Gwenpool: Oh, right. Hey, you're not gonna try and kill me are you?

Guillotine: It depends on how much you annoy me.

Cull Obsidian bats Y/n through a second story window in an attempt to even the odds. Y/n rolls over, covered in tiny cuts.

Y/n: Ow...