Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

Mincemeat

We open on Gwenpool being sent straight into an elastic wall which sends her flying straight back into Hulk who clotheslines her into the floor.

Hulk: Hulk smash puny crazy lady!

Vision and Jennifer watch the sparring match from a safe distance behind reinforced glass. She-Hulk is eating popcorn and Vision has plugged a charging port into one of his wrists, darkly resembling a heroine addict with their needle.

She-Hulk: Who on Earth designed you that way?

Vision: The late Dr. Pym was always a joker.

Gwenpool: Gee, thanks for the exposition.

Hulk picks her up by the ankle and slams her into the floor, she turns onto her back and groans.

Gwenpool: I know I had this coming... but Jesus.

The Hulk family grin to each other in satisfaction, both had been waiting for a while to see Ms. Poole knocked on her ass. On the other side of the island: a much more serious fight breaks out as Y/n and Captain Marvel fend off a large hoard of new-age Hydra soldiers. The pair cowered behind a corner as entire magazines of bullets are shot at them.

Captain Marvel: Y/n, I'll make you a deal.

Y/n: Go on.

Captain Marvel: I'll get rid of these soldiers if you wanna handle the guy in charge.

Y/n: Red Skull?

Said Hydra leader currently had Captain America in a headlock which he was struggling to escape.

Red Skull: I have waited too long for this moment!

Cap runs backwards, slamming Red Skull's spine into the metal railing. This forces him to let Rogers go, the captain runs for his shield and throws it at the Nazi as he chases him. The vibranium disc to the chest knocks Red Skull down and forces him to draw a pistol for defence. He fires upon Rogers who hides behind his iconic weapon as bullets smack against it.

Y/n: I'm not doing that.

Captain Marvel: Not him! That guy.

She points to the man commanding the hydra Soldiers, his armour was significantly less developed and he wore clunky metal gauntlets on both of his fists. He has an X spray painted on his chest and the helmet he wore was decorated with a skull pattern.

Crossbones: What are you, blind? Hit the damn targets!

Captain Marvel looks back to Y/n, who is weighing up his options.

Y/n: I suppose that's a little better.

Captain Marvel: Great, let's go!

Before Y/n can protest: Danvers flies off and sends photon blasts towards the hydra soldiers. Crossbones takes notice and is tackled by Y/n while he is distracted. Crossbones kicks him off and stands, Y/n gets to his feet shortly after.

Crossbones: You got stones, kids.

A blade of around six inches extends from one of his gauntlets, making Y/n gulp in fear. Back up top, Red Skull throws Captain America off of the bridge, Steve hits the ground but absorbs the impact by landing on his shield. He fights off a few soldiers not occupied by Danvers before hearing the thud of Red Skull landing behind him.

Red Skull: So persistent...

Captain America: I can do this all day.

With a lack of grace: Y/n just about manages to dodge swings from Crossbones' blade. He kicks the villain in the crotch but doesn't seem to dish out any pain. Crossbones chuckles and smacks him with the non-bladed gauntlet. Agony radiates from Y/n's left temple from the harsh metal blow as he falls onto his side- his ears ringing.