Y/n's POV:
I walked into the living room and flopped onto the couch while Peter was trying to explain the Wii Mario-kart controls to Steve.
"No, you have to hold down two to accelerate."
"Is this legal?" Steve asked, "I never got my license."
"Umm..." Peter glanced at me for reassurance but I just shrugged and smirked. This was entertaining. "You can drive a bike if you want..."
"Here, let me show you," I said, stealing the controller from Steve and selecting Yoshi. "Prepare to meet your demise, Parker."
"I'm going to thrash you Y/l/n," he replied.
As the countdown began and we started to accelerate, Barnes walked into the room.
"What's happening?" he asked Steve
"I honestly have no clue." shrugged Steve.
"Sabotage her!" yelled Peter as I was coming up to a tricky-er turn.
Why did we choose rainbow road?
"Throw something at her head, quick!"
Immediately, I felt something hit the back of my head. Followed by another and then another.
"Fuck off Barnes!" I yelled, sending a blue shell toward Peter.
A final pillow hit my head before I heard him walk out of the room. It was a close race, and he wasn't bad for a fifteen-year-old, but don't get me wrong, I completely obliterated that child.
"Et voila." I bowed theatrically "Thank you, thank you."
"You won one race!" he complained.
"And that's all I needed to prove my supremacy over you." Peter threw a pillow at me and Steve took the wheel back so I made my way to the kitchen.
I grabbed Thor's box of Pop-Tarts and put them in the toaster. He probably wouldn't kill me but if he did then it would be a small price to pay.
"You ok?" Barnes asked, walking in and standing across the kitchen island from me.
"What?" I turned around, taking a bite out of my food.
"After last night?"
"Nothing happened last night."
He looked at me, it wasn't a judgemental look, It might even have been concerned but I shrugged it off.
We both just stood there, we hadn't spoken since the argument in the car, since I thought I was pregnant with his child, since he had gotten jealous over a non-existent blow-job.
A lot of shit had happened in the last twenty-four hours.
"So..." he began "Are we going to talk about..."
"There's nothing to talk about. We're not friends or anything." I stated.
"I know that, but you can't deny that you were being bitchy."
"Fuck you." I said, beginning to walk away.
"You already did!" he yelled, making me quickly walk back to him.
"Shut up." I whisper-snapped. "You said we weren't going to tell anyone so you need to shut your fucking mouth."
James smiled down at me, "We'll see, Y/l/n."
"I'm not joking, you can't tell the others."
"Then don't be an inconvenience!" he replied, stealing the rest of my Pop Tart. He was going to pay for that.
"JARVIS?" I questioned.
"Yes, Miss Y/l/n?"
"Tell me when James gets in the shower." I smiled, heading back to my room.
I had a plan and it was going to be AMAZING.
I was sitting on my bed and scrolling through Tiktok. To be honest, half of my FYP was people trying to guess what happened between the rest of the Avengers while they weren't on missions or doing press conferences and it was the most hilarious thing in the world.
It had been exactly 3 and a half Brooklyn 99s since I had set the reminder on JARVIS when he let me know that James was in the bathroom, so I waited a few minutes before smiling and leaving my room.
I walked up to one of the Emergency Evacuation buttons and set off the alarm before making my way down the hallway.
Nat ran up to me as I made my way out of the building and to the Emergency Evacuation Point.
"Who set it off, what's wrong?" she asked.
"No clue..." I replied, keeping a straight face and walking outside where Tony and Steve were already waiting.
"What happened?" Steve asked. Nat shrugged in reply. "Tony ran some diagnostics and didn't see anything wrong, did someone see something worrying?"
At that moment, Clint, Sam, and Peter also walked out of the compound.
"What's up?" asked Sam, "I was about to beat the kid at Coconut Mall."
"We don't know." I answered, and was about to continue talking when James broke through the door in just his towel.
"Y/N FUCKING Y/L/N!"
"Ok, maybe I know..." I muttered.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT!" he yelled.
"I didn't do anything?" I tried, making Peter laugh but Barnes wasn't buying any of it.
"Why on earth did an Emergency Alarm go off five minutes after I got in the shower?"
"Pigeon, did you actually set off an alarm that puts Earth's Mightiest Heroes on edge and prepares a group of highly trained and deadly individuals to fight to the death just to get back at The Cyborg over there?" Tony asked disapprovingly.
"He threw a throw pillow at my head!" I protested
Tony facepalmed and walked back inside with a heavy sigh.
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