John
"Okay okay," James laughs, "Since you're an alcohol virgin-"
"And a virgin." Peggy chimes in.
"You're going first." James grins a shit-eating grin, passing me the bottle.
I hesitantly take it from him. I'm not even sure what's it in. The lid is partly open. I take off the cap, and eyeball it slowly.
But I wanted to do this, so I put it to my lips, breathing in the bitter fumes, and knock my head back and take a swig.
The fiery liquid burns my throat and scorches my tongue, and my entire body wants me to spit it out but I force myself to swallow, and it feels like either the thickest liquid I've ever tasted or the thinnest.
"Oh fuck," I cough, and the others laugh. "That's so good." I take another sip. "That's just," I sip again. "Yummy." I take a bigger drink.
"God you're going to hog it all." Peggy rolls her eyes, and snatches it out of her hands.
Unlike me she drinks for longer, and doesn't seem physically repulsed by it. Fuck she's two years younger than me too.
That's not good.
James then takes it out of her hands and drinks too.
I bite my lip when the bottles passed back my way, but I'm eased into it again by the laughing and joking of my friends, and this time it doesn't feel so bad.
first time skip in the book yall 💅
"Okay okay, but Daniel Radcliffe?" James asks, giggling even as he says it.
"Daniel Radcliffe?" Peggy shrieks, nearly sitting up but a blind wave of my arm makes her lie back down again.
I stare at the ceiling for longer, pondering. "Smash."
"Fucking smash?!" James laughs, rolling over slightly. "Pass, 100%."
"Can we do a girl one now?" Peggy pouts.
"No fuck you, you're the minority." James waves her suggestion away.
"That makes you racist," She hollers, even though all of us are POC.
"No," I stress, my words all slurring together, "that makes us homophobic."
I turn my head, and James catches my eye. "I knew it." He muttered under his breath and we all burst into howls of laughter again.
It takes a good few minutes for us to stop laughing, and most of us are wheeze crying with laughter.
The fog in my head settled a couple of hours ago, and hasn't cleared since.
"Oh my god stop making me laugh I'm gonna pee my pants!" I exclaim, clutching my stomach.
"Ew don't share your piss kink with the group." Peggy rolls her eyes.
"You have a piss kink?" James sits up, "I'm telling Alex"
"Nooo!" I exclaim but he already typing on his phone. I delve into my pocket for mine.
the school gays
james: john has a piss kink
pongFag: i do not
pondFag: do not fucking listen to him alex
pondFag: i do the fuck not
james: he admitted it
