i hope y'all love john as much as i do, he's my child (and way cooler than i'll ever be) (ignore the wack ass anatomy i haven't drawn in ages)(mid art)
Dearest,
Please take the horny hormone physically from my body.
Just surgery me and remove it all.
Being horny is sabotaging me.
Apparently that's normal for a teenage boy but no. Too much. End the horny.
If anyone ever reads you dearest they're going to think I'm a creep but these are my internal thoughts. You would never be able to tell in real life.
Or maybe you would.
Anyway here, I'm trying to culture you so I'm gonna play you Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Do you have ears for headphones?
I'll just guess.
But anyway, you need to be cultured, to be my diary. I cant have a diary that's not cultured. Or good at keeping secrets.
Which is why I can tell you about the hornies.
Today was mediocre.
The dictionary definition of mediocre.
I was just too tired to focus on anything really. Sleep is hard when you're horny.
Trust me on that.
People also decided it was a "Let's all hate John today" kinda day.
A bunch of people were just kinda bitchy to me today.
So I was just hanging out with Peggy and James and Alex and someone walking past, who I'm not sure I even know, just said "Faggot."
"Dick." I replied back, before signing and turning to the group, "God I love dick."
"Ha! Bottom!" Peggy exclaimed.
"What, how did you get that from me loving dick? Tops love dick too."
"No tops love ass. Bottoms like dick. You're a bottom."
"...Fuck."
"Plus just look at you."
"What do you mean look at me?"
"I mean you look like a bottom."
I glared at her. "So you're gonna turn around and tell me will full confidence you're a top?"
"I never claimed to be a top. Us bottoms recognise each other." She nodded proudly. "Actually, that's funny, we're all bottoms here..."
She trails off and we all turn to look at Alex.
"What?" Alex blinked.
Somehow all 3 of us managed to glance at each other and give each other the look before we all look at Alex.
"What? Am I about to get sacrificed...?" He blinked.
"Top!" Peggy laughs.
"Oh real funny." Alex rolls his eyes.
I laughed.
"Top shaming, you guys are mature." Alex rolled his eyes, but he smiled still.
"Classic toxic top energy." James rolled his eyes and put up a hand, giggling.
Oh shit dearest, you like Paramore? I didn't realise it was still playing.
Emo.
You're emo dearest.
I wonder what you'd be like as a person. You'd share my music taste, duh, cause like you're cool.
I'm sorry but I love Paramore, I'm taking my headphones back.
I wonder how many pages you have left.
Daunting to think, right?
That you run out one day.
I don't even want to think about it to be honest.
I'll just listen to emo songs and forget that you don't last forever. It's like you dying.
I don't want that to happen.
Adieu my dear,
J
