Fart story one-shots 2!

Liyue's Finest

Summary:

Xiangling finds a new ingredient leading to a very messy dinner with Mona

It was a beautiful day in the Guili plains of Liyue province. Sun shone down and the wind bristled the prairie grass while Mao Xingling scoured the landscape on her hands and knees.

She had been like this for quite a while; almost two hours to be exact. Starting early in the day, she figured it would be, quite literally, easy pickings to find a new heart-popping, flavorful ingredient for her new curry dish.

The wasn't the case. In fact, with every plant and slime, she came across, what she was looking for seemed to be dwindling further and further away. Everything was so... played out. She had done it all! Violet grass, silk flower, she had even tasted a crystal chunk to see if it had some unknown 'magical' flavor. Nothing worked.

"Man this sucks." She grumbled to herself, dejectedly brushing a branch from a bush out of her braided locks on the back of her head. "At this rate, I'm going to bring the most basic item imaginable! If that happens I..."

The fiery chef shook her head as if to get the idea out of her thoughts. Not even for a moment could she entertain the thought! There was a reputation to uphold as the most revered chef in Liyue, and she had never shown otherwise before. No way was she going to start now!

With her finger to her chin, she thought long and hard. What would make a good, spicy replacement in a curry to give it a unique and extravagant kick? Underneath the shade of a tree, she pondered a good long while until she was interrupted by the grumbling of her stomach.

"Oh my, I guess it has been a while since I came out here. This must be the ol' tum-tum reminding me it's time to-"

Another grumble interrupted her again, only this time louder and with more pressure. It wasn't hunger that was making her stomach restless. Deep down in her abdomen, It was her bowels growling and churning with expounding pressure.

"O-Oh darn... I guess I should..."

She looked left and right. The Wangshu Inn was a while back, and there wasn't another building anywhere in sight. Quickly her mind tried to brainstorm a way she wasn't going to have to do...that.

But the mounting pressure wasn't slowing; A decision needed to be made before her body made one for her.

This wasn't entirely unfamiliar territory for her. After all: she tended to run her body hot with spice more often than not. Only normally she was never out this long; not long enough to have to defecate in the wild anyway. Yet another regrettable byproduct of being unable to track anything down. Now she was going to have to hide as best she could as she heeded the call of nature...

Briskly she jogged behind the tree she was resting against, legs crossed the entire time to stop any unwanted leaking. Making doubly sure no person nor monster was nearby, she quickly lowered her spats and her panties in one swift motion just in the knick of time.

A jet of brown liquid shot like a projectile from her rectum. Hours of built-up liquid shit jettisoned itself from her ass, with tiny farts interrupting and fracturing the stream in the process, shrapnelling her scat and sending it in multiple directions to the grassy field below.

"S-Sorry Mr. plants..." Xianling apologized despite clenching her sphincter, wanting to get it all out as fast as she could.

It certainly felt relieving, the pressure leaving her body in the form of an audible splat on the ground behind her. After a few more grunts, a spurt or two squirting out and tricking down her thigh, she was empty. A sigh of relief slipped through her lips; she was going to have to wipe with a leaf... wasn't she?