Fart story one-shots 2!

Kira's New Kink, (commission)

This story involves characters from Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Deep Space Nine, an immense circular space station, seems to hang as if suspended in the vast nothingness of space, its comparatively miniscule windows simmering into the darkness. Spaceships drift about the station, engines glowing as they slide in or out of warpspeed. The station itself is comprised of a ring shaped structure wrapped around a smaller ring shaped structure, with a large circular hub in the center, and three majestic arched structures that reach towards each other on either sides of the rings. It houses a myriad of species from every corner of the galaxy, and the cooperation between them despite the diversity in their looks and cultures is just as impressive as the space station they work at.

Within the stations high tech walls, two members of different races step into one of the stations turbolifts, friends despite their differences in backgrounds: Jadzia Dax and Kira Nerys.

As the doors slide closed, they turn to face the front.

"Operations," Kira says, and the turbo lift starts moving.

Neither Kira or Jadzia are human. Although they both look very similar to human women, there are slight visible differences. Jadzia Dax has long dark hair pulled back in a ponytail, and a lovely face with blue eyes and arched eyebrows. The one visible quality that is alien is the pattern going down the sides of her forehead, passing near her ears, and covering the sides of her neck, a pattern resembling a leopard print. And Kira has short brown hair and a face with a mature elegance, but her cute brown eyes give her gaze an endearing quality. She looks completely human besides the ridges on her nose.

The silence is only broken by the soft hum of the turbolift as Jadzia gives Kira a sideways look, raising an eyebrow with the hint of a smile on her face.

"So, you haven't answered my question," the dark haired Trill eventually says.

Kira keeps her brown eyes locked on the turbo lift doors in front of them. She speaks with an expression of dignity on her face, avoiding Jadzia's look.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh come on," Jadzia says, rolling her eyes. "Yes you do, don't pretend!"

"No I don't. I forgot."

"Do you need me to ask you again?"

"I can't say that I do," Kira responds, still avoiding Jadzia's gaze as she casually looks around the turbolift.

"I'll ask it again," Jadzia says, and her ponytail brushes over her back as she looks forwards again, still wearing a small smile. "What's the craziest thing you've done during sex?"

Jadzia looks at Kira again, an expectant look in her blue eyes. Kira is silent for a moment, pressing her lips together as she stares straight ahead.

"Come on," Jadzia encourages. "What's the harm in telling me your freakiest moments? What am I going to do, tell someone? It's not like they would believe me anyway... It's a harmless question!"

Kira opens her mouth to speak.

"I..." she says, but then she stops.

"Maybe I should rephrase the question," Jadzia says, looking away with a thoughtful frown. "How about this: have you ever done anything remotely freaky during sex?"

Kira closes her eyes with another sigh.

"Jadzia..."

"I'll take that as a no."

"Well, I suppose 'freaky' is relative, isn't it?" Kira says.

"I'll take that as a resounding no."