Fart story one-shots 2!

Bubble-Pink Princess's Big Cute Event

Summary:

It's the worlds first bioengineered pop star idol, the Bubble-Pink Princess! This crossdressing cutie's been taking the world by storm thanks to his cute get up and his... peculiar ability. Today, Bubble-Pink addresses a crowd of adoring fans to promote an upcoming product.

Jake awoke to the sound of his phone vibrating under his pillow. He sluggishly stirred to life to answer the buzzing.

"Hello?" He asked, still half asleep.

"Princess? Princess, did you just get up? C'mon, you've got your public appearance in an hour! Get dressed!" The businesswoman on the other end of the phone commanded.

Jake hung up the phone. Time to get up already? But it was only 1pm! He needed a bit more rest after another night of drinking.

...Say, had he done anything too embarrassing last night?

Jake switched to his phone's camera app to see if... Oh yup. Lips painted pink by coat of lipstick, soft white makeup, and pink eyeshadow greeted his eyes. He'd even kept his cyan contacts in! Urgh, hard to believe he got drunk in his costume again! How embarrassing.

As the front end of Jake sprung back to life from his drunken stupor, the back end did much the same. Jake felt his stomach gurgle, the only real warning he'd receive that his asshole was absolutely ready for today's activities. Moments later the deafening cacophony of a blaring 20 second long fart came ripping out of him, dousing the air under his covers in a gaseous barrage of pink farts. The tail end of the fart was finally deafened by a crackling noise and the muffled jettison of air leaking out between absurdly thick rope of waste ripping out of his anus into the bed. Jake bore down and pushed as hard as he can to let the load of shit escape as soon as possible! He was a grunting and groaning wreck, weakly moaning as the unreal volume of waste escaped him.

A full one minute of defecating at such a ridiculous rate and his bowel movement had finally ended. Jake was hardly any the worse after the movement and made little note of it. He departed from his soiled bed to shower and dress for the remainder of today's events, leaving the pile of shit well over a fifth of his body weight to lay on the bed. It sat there among the rest of the absolutely immense pile that had gathered up on the opposite side of the bed while Jake had slept, a result of dozens of nocturnal releases of a similar, if not larger, volume.

Life was wild for Jake, better known in public by his pop star title of Bubble-Pink Princess! He was super scared of what that bioengineering company Seitnap Delios was going to do with him when he signed up as a human test subject, but this life was awesome! The crossdressing was a little weird at first, but man, those daily injections of who knows what really started to make him look more like a girl than a boy! Now he loved dressing up in his fabulous cotton candy colored excessive dresses!

Jake reflected back on his rise to stardom as the hot shower water washed away last evening's makeup and last night's ick. It was amazing how quickly he became a public icon! Suspiciously quick even the more he recollected it. It seemed like overnight he'd gone from unknown to the cutest crossdressing idol everyone loved. It seems weird a company normally known for medical devices and fancy life saving do-dads would focus on promoting an idol so much. Still Jake really enjoyed the attention and how much everyone loved his cute outfits and his... his "princess power".

Whatever Seitnap had done when they experimented on Jake to turn him into the perfect pop star was... wow. How on earth his body was generating this much waste so frequently was beyond him. It was as if it was generating out of nothing! Just about every hour or so, his anus would start trumpting out an ungodly amount of discolored methane to signal the arrival of a massive bowel movement. Weirder yet, he could seemingly just defecate on command! I mean, there wasn't much reason to, but when his producers asked him too, he could seemingly let scat fly out of his ass with just about no end.