"Hey, We are on our way back"
"We ?"
"Yes, Kali wanted to come over for a bit and hang out, maybe help with the decor."
"Ok Cool." I replied.
I saw the door open and Hanna entered the room. Standing at 5'9" she had a Taylor Swift look to her, strawberry blonde hair up in a pony and an adorable face. She was wearing a blue zip up jacket and gray sweat pants over what I imagined to be some sort of workout clothes. Her feet were sporting pink and gray sneakers that looked a little worn, but seemed to work well enough.
"Hey Eric" She said, sounding a little inebriated.
"Hey" I said "where's Kal....
From down the hall I could hear the stomping of boots approaching and then the sound of a mighty belch.
Hanna looked at the doorway and giggled as her stunning latina friend walked into the room.
Kali was the same height as Hanna, with flowing dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. That could melt the heart of any men. She was wearing black jeans with the silver chain hanging off the pocket, a black hoodie, and the Doc Martin boots she always wore.
"How was your night?"
"It was pretty good" Hanna responded, taking off her jacket and revealing a tight pink sleeveless tank top containing her perky boobs."They had discounts on margaritas at Los Quatros so we went there after the gym. We may have gotten just a tiny bit carried away" she giggled.
She casually tossed her blue jacket to the couch and I noticed that Hanna had sweat stains on her pink top under her arms.
" Hey Eric", Said Kali slightly inebriated, "Do you know what Hanna told me ?"
"No, but in her drunken state I can only imagine" I joked.
Kali stared directly at me with her piercing brown eyes.
"She said that you think it's okay to burp in her face"I gulped
"And", she said very seriously, "She said you think her disgusted reaction is so funny that your friends participate." I blushed and looked to Hanna, who was smirking.
"In my defense, It is of funny" I joked, desperately trying to lighten the mood
"You know what I think Eric ?" She said standing right in front of me.
"No", I hesitantly responded, "What do...."BBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP !!!!!
She released a massive belch right into my face.
"Oh I'm so sorry" she faked and apology, while blowing the scent right into my nose "Does that stink ?"
"Now you know you know how it feels ! " she exclaimed, as I gagged and walked away "To be fair, I can see why he finds it funny", she said to Hanna, who was giggling
Kali tossed her hoodie to the floor in a heap and adjusted the straps on her purple tank top. Like Hanna, she had dark stains under her arms but in addition down her chest and lower back.
She turned and bent over to remove her jeans, presenting her behind and giving it a shake. I could not help but stare as she had a truly magnificent ass and clearly knew it. Her black legging encased booty jutted out from her hips so much that she had to shimmy a little to free herself from her jeans.
I detected a musty gym smell start to consume the room.
"I see you two went to the gym." I said fanning the scent away from my face in an attempt to be funny.
"What you smell is greatness" Said Kali, flexing at me."Kali was teaching me some cool stuff" Said Hanna excitedly.
"I figured she might want to learn some of the moves I developed having to wrestle my older brothers." Responded Kali
"For me it was more of a trial by fire then instruction" Kali chuckled.
"See if you can take Eric down" Kali grinned, looking at me. "He is a pretty big guy"
"Ok", Said Hanna, eagerly"Are you sure Hanna?" I asked confidently, "I am a like 4 inches taller then you, I wouldn't want you to get hurt."
"Yes!", she exclaimed, "It will be lots of fun"
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FanfictionStory archivist: Hi! its been a while and i.. its been a long month from making this book, I know and there and there has been in my head lately that... what if I expand the one-shots into, like 50-100 books I know it's ambitious but. think about i...