Fart story one-shots 2!

(Genshin Impact) Ganyu's Bovine Blast

Characters from Genshin Impact property of Mihoyo/ Hoyoverse

Warnings: Female Inflation, hypnosis of self and others, Fart-flation, lactation, farting, belching, stuffing, F/F sex, M/F sex, color/fruit gas. 1 Massive blimp, a few spheres, and non-fatal bursting.

Fan Au of popular ships where Ganyu and Keqing are together, and Beidou and Ningguang too. Also, Ganyu and Keqing have long fluffy tails the same color as their hair. Because tails are hot and it's criminal that Cocoagoat has horns and no tail.

This takes place before Chapter 2-ish of the story.

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Ganyu sighed as she walked around the festival she'd been placed in charge of; a feast at Liyue's grand plaza to be exact. She's been extremely busy inspecting all the tents and making sure all the various bureaucratic nightmares were ready for the festival to begin, shipping orders, tax exemptions and discounts, property checks and item checks, manifests, lists, and more lists all flooded her overworked head. A messenger appears and says Ningguang has added the order that she must sample the food to make sure it is to Liyue standards, not just reading it off the lists provided. Ganyu nods, a bit stressed by the idea as she sees hundreds of tents and people setting up. She hadn't even finished a fourth of the pages of the various cuisines and their ingredients yet! But an order is an order...

The messenger leaves, not realizing Ganyu gravely misinterpreted the "sample the food" order, meant to be a "go have some fun during the festival" as "sample all the food to make sure it's adequate quality" as Ganyu the tired workaholic often does. As many within the higher orders of Liyue's government can attest to, Ganyu is beyond a perfectionist. Even when she is shy, blushing and stuttering, even when she is cooly declaring lists of memorized facts, even when she is gently snoozing in places she ought not snooze she pays such attention to detail that even three human secretaries could not handle her workload in a day.

Ganyu walks around, her shining blue hair, velvet horns, long flowing tail seeming to float in the wind, and wonderful thighs and curvaceous hips catching lots of attention. She adjusts her bra inconspicuously, her milk cups are starting to get a little tight... she was too busy to get herself milked earlier and now it may be too late...She'd spent over an hour just making sure her outfit for the sampling was both beautiful and stretchy! And her darling Keqing had been busy all week on orders from the blasted council! Ganyu sighed and bit her lip before calming down, Keqing would be here sometime soon. And then Ganyu could make up for a week of being milked by tubes and plastics and sleeping alone~ Ganyu played with the little cowbell Keqing gifted her before her busy week started, the shiny golden bell resting atop her breasts and making her feel warm inside whenever she touched it.

She walks up to the first tent and delivers her message. "By order of Lady Ningguang, I am to sample your best vegetarian dish to assure that it is up to festival standards... please." The owner nods and says, of course, grabbing a ladle and dumping it into a steaming pot of thick chili. Ganyu silently prays that Chili won't do what it normally does to her bowels, and puts it in her mouth. Instantly her tongue is lit up with a wonderful mix of spice, beans, and meat. Wait... Meat!? Didn't they hear she was a strict vegetarian! She can practically feel it sizzling down her throat as she swallows. Ganyu quickly says it is delicious and walks to the next stall as the previous owner thanks her, and the next greets her. Ganyu's stomach begins to digest the chili instantly... one spoonful shouldn't cause too much gas right? But the meat! Oh no... she ate meat... Ganyu holds her head high as her long tail swishes in the wind. Already worrying a bit about her grumbling belly... She'd told Keqing what happened to her with meat and thought that her girlfriend had told lady Ningguang to make sure all the stalls knew already!