Cynthia's Gurgling Gut Showdown

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Summary:

Cynthia's set to battle the Kalos region's up and coming star: Serena and her mighty Gardevoir. Little does she know, however, that she might have already lost. An innocent looking pokepuff from her opponent was, in reality, a magic laced concoction built to embarrass her in one hell of a wild way! Can Cynthia claim victory before her gut takes control?

Cynthia hustled to the entrance of the stadium. What an exciting match this would be! She was always happy to battle young blood, and this kind girl looked as promising as could be...

There was just one matter to clear out before she formally headed out. A sudden spike in her gut's pressure prompted Cynthia to bend just a little and push just a tad.

"Pffrt..."

A barely audible release of gas left the formally clothed champion as she quickly regained her composure and headed out towards the crowd. Cynthia thought nothing of it at the time. Yet, truthfully, it was a harbinger for the monstrous events about to unfold from her colon. Her opponent had seemingly already won the war.

A captivating match was about to unfold! The Kalos native who had usurped Diantha as the region's champion was ready for battle! Serena had led a stunning charge across her region, becoming the most powerful Kalos had to offer. Her stunning looks, borrowed straight from her contest coordinator days, had given the whole region an apple to adore. Black tights, an adorable bow, and a skirt entirely too short should she need to bend over were thrusting the young adult into the hearts and minds of most boys, drawing audiences as large as could be!

Who could stand to battle such a rising star? Why, none other than the mightiest combatant the Sinnoh region could offer. Champion Cynthia was still unchallenged in her reign over her home turf. Her desire for a challenge and her ever present love of globetrotting had led her here, to a newly built stadium just at the outskirts of Kalos's Lumiose City. A trainer with a stunning record rapidly rising through the ranks as one of the best Pokemon trainers around? Oh, she simply had to check that out. Even if her Garchomp seemed at a disadvantage versus Serena's go-to Gardevoir, she needed to give this young spunk a try.

As the combatants stepped out from their sides of the stadium to a roaring crowd, two very different reactions came out. Cynthia looked excited and determined; her countless battles prior effortlessly digesting her nerves into just more energy to power her Pokemon battling skills. Serena on the other hand? She looked prideful and unphased, as if the battle was already over.

Because, truthfully, Serena had already dealt a major blow in this battle. She'd given her opponent a little gift that would seriously swing things in her favor.

Was it foul play? No... no, it couldn't be. Her Klefki knew that move, she didn't. Really. It didn't not say in the rules you could feed your opponent something before the match. And really, she'd given Cynthia something wonderful! Who wouldn't want to scarf down a Pokepuff that looked that absolutely irresistible? She was being nice, absolutely! ...Even if the voice in her head had lingering doubts every time she said that to herself.

Yes, Serena could see it very clearly on the jumbotron. Cynthia had just a mild smudge of chocolate on the side of her lips. She'd eaten the pokepuff and was about to endure its wrath. Serena couldn't help but let a wicked smile flash for just a moment.

Of course, that gem was no ordinary Pokepuff. Her trusty Gardevoir had hexed that food item with every trick in her movepool. Fairy magic, Ghost-type spells, Psychic bullshit, all of it was as densely packed in that treat as it's normal unhealthy overloading of sugar. It was no mere dessert anymore; it was a bomb!

Sure it looked normal before Cynthia scarfed it down. However, once her stomach started really dissolving it... bam! That's when it'd all be unleashed! That cacophony of spells would multiply the mass of that treat by huge amounts! All of that fairy-magic boosted food would be digested in a flash and pack Cynthia's colon with a dense mass of fresh, hard shit! With Serena's sabotage in her stomach, Cynthia was going to poop her pants in front of a crowd!

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