Fart story one-shots 2!

The Miracle of Childbirth

 After going through 9 months of Labor, Nilou is finally ready to give birth to a beautiful child. Although in an unexpected way possible.

Nilou doesn't know how she got here, everything after a certain point was a haze, voices echoing past her as she was being moved on a stretcher. There were bright lights moved passed her quickly, there were voices talking to her but she couldn't understand anything they were saying. One familiar and the rest completely unknown. She can see that she's moving but she doesn't feel her body moving at all.

"Doctor is she going to be alright?" A panicked man's voice asked in a worried tone.

"She'll be fine, luckily you made it just in time."

Ah she remembers now, Kaveh, took her to the hospital. That's right, she collapsed on the floor, right after her water broke not long after. Kaveh drove her to the hospital, she was losing consciousness on the way there. Now she's on a stretcher being pushed into the emergency room. She felt an immense pain in her belly, Is it already that time?

The doors to the emergency room flung open. The nurses quickly did their best to put Nilou on the bed. The lights of the room was so bright it blinded her eyes for a moment. The soft bed she was on felt suffocating, like she was trapped, her head felt glued to the pillow. She was tearing up from the immense pain in her belly.

"Where-where am I?" She asked, attempting to sit up from the bed but failing slightly, her belly bump making it hard to do so.

"It's okay you're at the hospital now, relax, just breathe" the voice of a lady said.

"Hos-hospital? Why am I- AHHHHHH!" Nilou cut off her own sentence with a scream of pain. "Where's Kaveh?"

"Your husband is outside for now, he'll be allowed back inside once everything's calmed down" the nurse answered her.

"Does that mean it's time?" Her pained voice asked.

"Yes it seems so" The nurse nodded her head and crouched down so her head would be next to her. "Now I need you to breathe and relax come on deep breaths in and out"

"Deep breaths..." Nilou repeated looking at the nurse, her eyes still spewing tears.

The nurse knew that she was in a panic, perhaps forgotten how to do simple breathing. The nurse did a slow demonstration, so that Nilou can copy the process. It took a while but once Nilou finally stopped crying, she got the hang of it. Just for a moment the pain seemed to go away.

However the moment didn't last long. Not long after the calming moment the immense pain started to come back. Nilou fell back onto the bed and let out a scream of immense pain. Tears started to flow down her eyes. Her breath unevening. The pain in her legs was unbearable, she didn't want to go through this. Nilou's screams filled the room as she slowly. Nilou moved her legs open as she slowly started to feel it.

"Come on! You need to push push!!" The nurse encouraged as she held her hands out, ready to receive the baby.

"AHHHH! AHHHHHH!" Nilou screamed and cried.

The baby was slowly starting to come out, the pain was unlike anything in the world. First slowly came out the head, and then the body then the rest. Crying wasn't only coming from Nilou now, there was a live baby crying as well.

"Awww would you look at that, it's a beautiful baby boy!" The nurse said trying to lighten the mood. She held the baby up and wrapped the baby in a cloth.

But it didn't seem to be over, because Nilou started to scream again. All in a flash, Nilou released a loud shart firing from her volcano like a water balloon coming out of a slingshot. It hit the nurse in the chest splattering onto her shirt like a paintball. Particles flung like onto the babies eyes causing it to start crying in a panic. Then, like a clogged hose that's been running for 10 minutes, thick juicy shit spewed out of her ass spraying all over the baby and the nurse.

"Ahhhhhh! Ohhhhh" Nilou moaned and screamed as she squirted brown poop all over the enclosed room.

Her body was in the perfect middle of pain and pleasure, the feeling of shitting being too good. The once white hospital room was now stained in her brown poop completely. The blue sheets of the hospital bed, were now stained and mixing the blood and shit that came out of her. The baby was screaming and crying in confusion not mowing what's happening. The nurse petrified in a state of shock and disgust, wanting nothing more than to just leave.

The doors to the emergency room fling open, as a young blonde man rushes inside.

"Doctor is she okay-" his worried voice is interrupted as Nilou's shit flies into his face with some going directly into his mouth mid sentence, causing it to go directly down his throat. Kaveh pauses to eat it up swallowing the poop whole and smiles satisfied.

"Kaveh!" Nilou moaned out his name once he saw him enter the room. She continues to shit uncontrollably, shooting it onto his face like a hose spraying a garden.

After Kaveh relishes the taste and the feeling of it going down his throat. Gulping down the liquid and savoring every bit as he feels it enter his stomach. He licks his lips trying to eat up some of the poop that splattered on his face. The man turns to the nurse and sees the baby and nurse covered in his wife's shit, their faces completely covered in the brown substances, and the baby itself dripping with brown all over its body. He gives a satisfied smile, this day just seems to be the most perfect in his life. The nurse hands him the baby in disgust and runs away to the nearest bathroom.

The baby is crying, screaming, his mouth wide open, and the poo from Nilou's shart going inside of his tiny mouth. But Nilou pays no mind to that, the red head instead smiles happily at Kaveh and their baby all covered in her poop. The rest of the world wouldn't understand it, the rest of the world wouldn't understand it but this is the perfect family the two have always dreamed of.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931756?view_adult=true