Beans and Eggs ENDING

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Because of the character limit(In reddit), I had to split this chapter. Content warning: mouth farts, light orgasm denial, little bit of spit stuff, little bit of foot stuff.


Tentatively, he stuck his tongue out from between his lips, and brushed the tip against Taylor Swift's damp wrinkled asshole. Thick rancid flavors flooded his senses, and he cringed with disgust, but the excitement filling his body grew stronger. He resolutely started licking.

Taylor froze with her pen pressed against her notebook page, her eyes widening. After a moment of stillness, she kept writing like nothing was happening. But a smile slowly spread across her face, and her other hand gave his arm a gentle squeeze.

Her asshole started swelling against his tongue. He licked and licked, delirious with excitement, tasting and cleaning the wrinkles and pockets of the filthiest part of her. Her buttcheeks pushed down onto his head with nearly her full weight, keeping him in place to receive, as her asshole expanded promisingly.

The fart cascaded out of her with a deep roar, spraying directly onto his tongue, and his mouth was filled with beans and eggs in a split second.

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRUUMMMPPTT

It was grotesquely disgusting, being sat on by Taylor Swift while she uncaringly filled his mouth with her hot, sulphuric, cheesy farts. And he lapped it up, literally. Her steamy gas slammed against his tongue like a firehose and swirled around his cheeks, and as his mouth filled up, he sucked her fart down, only for her asshole to unleash more. For six entire seconds, her ass buzzed into his mouth, and he filled his lungs with her thick noisy fart.

"Ahhh yeah..."

Her sigh of relief sounded so ordinary, like she'd sat down in her favorite chair after a long day, and it made his heart sing and his cock ache. Her asshole relaxed and receded, but he kept on licking, thrusting his hungry tongue into her wrinkled depths over and over.

"Mmmm, I like you eating my farts," the singer murmured. "That way, I don't have to smell them. I can just deposit them into you instead." She chuckled. "You're like a fart container. Or a fart bank!"

He nodded, still licking. She gave him another gift, depositing a short puffy fart onto his tongue.

PFFLRRP

It was heaven, feeling the hot damp air explode outwards, hitting his tongue, cheeks, and the roof of his mouth. He sucked down the thick vapors, relishing in the fresh cloud of beans and eggs, and continued licking her asshole, nearly shaking with arousal. She let out a pleased giggle.

"Did you do this for Daisy? Hmm? Did you lick her farting asshole too?" She started rubbing her butt from side to side, her buttcheeks smushing against his face as he ran his tongue over her wrinkled hole. "Did you kiss Emma's dirty farting flower? Did you kiss and lick Solana's and Bryce's smelly assholes, like you're doing mine?"

Taylor paused to fill his mouth with a silent fart.

pFFFFFFFFFFFFVVVHHHHHHHTT

"Ahhhhhh. No, you probably didn't. But I bet you wish you did, don't you?"

Blake nodded frantically. Taylor giggled as his cock jumped and ached fiercely. He realized that he actually had licked Bryce's asshole, albeit accidentally. Suddenly, he wanted to tell her everything he'd gone through that night. He wanted her to know what it was like to have all those butts pointed at his face while he couldn't move. He wanted her to know how Daisy, Emma, SZA, and Bryce had farted on him and degraded him, in detail, so that she could tease him about it. This surprised him. A few hours ago, he would have never dreamt of having thoughts like this.

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