Fart story one-shots 2!

Barbara's Punishment [Genshin Impact]

It is a beautiful night here in Mondstadt. Stars are glistening in the sky, puff of clouds slowly float pass, nothing can go wrong at this peaceful time. Barbara, the self proclaimed idol, is doing her usual night work in her office. She yawn and yawn, not feeling tire of sleep, but tired of boredom. It was so boring working alone and wanted someone to keep her company.

 "It's hard being the star attractions of Mondstadt..." She thoughted. Everyone in Mondstadt adores her as she is one of the popular girl in the city. She is kind and sweet, very cheerful at times as well. She has bright blue eyes and a decent looking body with ash blonde hair. She wears some sort of white skirt with white tights and black heels to go along with it. As Barbara finish up with her work, a barrage of knocking came from the door and startle her. She quickly got up from her desk and opens the door. A familiar fellow runs in and close the door behind her.

"Lumine? what the- what's going on?"

"No time to talk, I need you to hide me miss Barbara! please, before they catch me!" There was no place in her office to hide, other then behind the desk.

"U-um the desk! go under the desk!" She said pointed at her desk as Lumine dashes quickly to take cover. Barbara runs right behind her and sat on the chair to pretend she didn't just got someone barging in her office. The bottom of the desk was not spacious at all. Barbara crotch was nearly touching her nose and it gave off quite a surprisingly flowery scent. The Idol began to blush as her bottom region was close to Lumine's face, but she wanted to find out what she done. A formal knock is heard on the door.

"Come in!" She shouted. The door swing open as 2 guards appear on the frame.

"Hey Miss, sorry to bother you, but have you seen a blonde-hair girl running across the hallway here?" One of the guard spoke.

"Um no, what did they do wrong?"

"Well that person stole the holy lyre!" Hearing the guards said that made her shocked in disbelief. She paused for a second trying to rethink her thoughts.

"There's no way Lumine stole the holy lyre...is she a traitor to Mondstadt? Why am I helping her than? I need to ask her myself..." She thoughted. She looks at the guards and began to point at a random directions.

"I think I may have saw a blondie running around, it should be that way!" The guards thank Barbara and went on the direction that they were told. As Barbara got up from her chair and closes the door, Lumine rose from her hiding spot and gave her a nervous smile. The room went silent as Barbara looks at Lumine with a stern face.

"Where is it?" She said, blankly.

"L-Look I can explain..." Barbara walk towards the desk and pulls one of the drawer. A set of handcuff was found. She grab the handcuffs and cuff her hands together. Barbara made her sit down on the ground in front of the chair with her hand cuffs behind her. She grunted as her rear end was hurt from the hard floor.

"Explain before I do something..." Barbara stood in front of Lumine with her hands crossed and an aggravating look set upon her face.

"I-I admit that I was trying to take the holy lyre, but it's for a good cause. Venti said that he could calm Dvalin with it. B-but someone else took it right in front of our eyes and I got blame for it..." Lumine sweat profusely as she awaits for her respond. Barbara could see clearly that she doesn't have it in her hand and can also see that she doesn't have Paimon with her either.

"Hmm...wheres your little traveling partner?"

"W-we got split up while being chased by the guards..." Barbara thought it was a good statement, but she's not buying it. For all she knows, Lumine could be lying and Paimon actually have the holy lyre and is running away with it.