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This story contains yuri and fart fetish content. Read at your own discretion.
"Beidou, I assume you know why you're here, right?"
"Yeah, but I don't see what the big deal is, Nin..."
A heated dispute was happening in Ninnguang's office in Liyue. She was currently dealing with Beidou, a repeated breaker of rules that keeps getting away with it. And the worst part: Beidou does it knowing that it pisses Ningguang off, leaving the other residents of Liyue shocked that the pirate queen doesn't fear the Tianquan.
"Don't call me Nin, Beidou... This is serious." Ningguang said to the pirate queen. "You've committed countless crimes through Liyue and you don't appear sorry at all!"
"Why wouldn't I be, Nin~?" Beidou replied, much to the Tianquan's chagrin. "I like seeing you so flustered!"
"Beidou..."
Pinching the bridge of her nose, Ningguang took a deep breath before continuing.
"Listen, all of the rule-breaking you have done as of late has caught up to you. All I'm asking for you to do is to perform some services to atone for your crimes. So, could you-"
"Hang on, Nin!" Beidou suddenly said, putting a hand up. "Before you continue any further, I have a present for you!"
"A...present, you say?" Ningguang asked, skeptical of the pirate queen. She believed that Beidou had something up her sleeve, but she didn't know what...
"Yeah, you know? To say sorry and stuff..."
Ningguang was surprised by Beidou's tone. She actually sounded...sincere!
"I-... Well, then... I'll happily accept your gift now."
Beidou smirked at Ningguang's response, which brought worry to her face.
"If you say so, Nin~"
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It sounded like a stray thunderbolt crashed nearby. Ningguang's jaw dropped as she witnessed Beidou ripping explosive ass on her chair...which was a terrible mistake, for she got a good taste of the meaty stench the pirate queen produced.
"Urgh! Beidou, that is disgusting!" the Tianquan complained, pinching her nose shut. Beidou laughed at Ningguang's reaction. She always loved teasing Ningguang, even if it makes her angry. Now, Beidou had a new weapon to mess with.
"Oh, wait...wait...!"
Beidou leaned over and scrunched her face, firing another hefty, thunderous blast in the office.
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"Ahh~ All that beer is giving me some serious bubble guts!"
"Goodness!" Ningguang stood from her seat in shock and jabbed a finger at the cackling Beidou. "How can you sit there and pass gas in my office like you're-"
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Ningguang's pale face ignited in a bright blush. Her own plush bottom flapped as it erupted with a foul, bubbly expulsion, a direct result of the growing stress from dealing with Beidou's antics.The smell of meat and booze was quickly replaced with a toxic, veggie-fueled odor that made even Beidou take a step back.
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