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Ivan's dreamjob

Ivan, a 22-year-old, was an owner of a new clinic, centering on alternative medicine. One of his 'treatments' focused on sucking up a person's farts, spiritually cleaning them from the inside. Only those fulfilling certain requirements were allowed to get that treatment though. Hot women. To evade trouble regarding discrimination-laws, Ivan early on made it clear that the specific requirements were a trade secret.

In truth, Ivan hardly believed in what he was practicing. He just wanted an excuse to smell the farts of gorgeous women. By now, he'd been able to do that for over 2 years. He was established in the community and seen as legit.

He knew what he did was scummy but since all of his returning clients actually felt a lot better after the treatment, maybe there was something to his practice that did work. Who was he to judge what worked for others?

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Just another day, around 9 am. Ivan met his first client for the day.

It was the blonde Miss Sunfire, the mature but sexy yoga-instructor living in the neighborhood. She was wearing her sports-bra and yogapants which highlighted her tall, slim figure. They smiled after seeing each other as they'd met before. This wasn't her first time here.

"Ivan, how great to see you again."

"Likewise, Miss Sunfire. Please, come in."

39 years old, Ronja Sunfire was a calm, pleasant woman. Her yoga was her life and she held her group-sessions almost daily but still found the time to visit Ivan at least once a week.

Leading her inside, he gestured to the long, padded bench she was to get upon. "Nice morning, huh? I assume you've followed the dietary suggestions, by the way."

"Yeah, It's just lovely outside, I love the summer! And yes, I did," She smiled brightly, seemingly happy with the sunny, cloudfree weather. "Mostly cooked vegetables, like always. I'm gassed up and ready to go."

"Good." He smiled. "On your back or on all fours? With or without pants?"

"Hmmm... on all fours, I think, and... without pants this time," She said adventurously and got up on the wide, padded bench at waist-height. On there, she got on her knees and elbows before lowering her face and raising her astounding butt up in the air. For such a slim woman of her age, her small but cute butt sure was perky and round. When she pulled down her pants and underwear, showing her trimmed cunt and intriguing asshole without shame, Ivan got hard but acted professionally.

"Okay, good. Let's start, shall we?"

"Let's!" She said, smiling.

Ivan got up close behind her and gently grabbed her round but narrow boy-hips, spreading her playful buttcheeks wide. Then he pushed his nostrils softly against her brown, tainted rose, trying to connect them as well as possible without groaning too loud in pleasure.

"...Hnng... Okay, Ronja." He said nasally. "you may begin."

He immediately felt her butthole push out against his waiting nose. He kept his nostrils pushed against her hole while inhaling slowly, creating a vacuum suction so the fart would only have one place to go.

FFFFFFFFfffsssss!

Ronja's fart went right up Ivan's nose. The sheer heat and punch of her flatulence were tough to endure but the strong, ripe smell of shit was like a drug to Ivan. A true fart-connoisseur, he received the mature woman's stinking injection into his nose as calmly and professionally as possible, taking it all in at an even pace, not missing a single stinking molecule of it, all while loving it. The overly raunchy smell was almost orgasmic to him and he kept sniffing up the fumes right out of Ronja's asshole until the fart was completely gone. He then continued to smell her asshole until her next fart would come since there could still be 'tainted residue' in there between farts.

Ronja breathed in relief and relaxed. "That felt good. Hehe, I hope it didn't smell too bad."

"Don't worry about the smell, Ronja. Just part of the job."

"If you say so, dear." She smiled. "Another one is coming. Or a few."

Brrrp-BRRRRRRPppt!

A true one-two punch filled up his nasal cavern with her hot, reeking farts and Ivan's body twitched at the gassy intrusion into his head. He'd kept a sucking vacuum between his nose and her asshole this time as well, resulting in all of the gas rushing in, circulating around in his airways before ending up in his prickling lungs.

Ivan hardly had time to digest the high-inducing farts when Miss Sunfire took a large breath. "A big one."

BrrrrrrrroooOOOOAAAAUURRGGGRRLLBBBBB!

Her last fart was an absolute monster, going on strong for five whole seconds, stretching Ivan's nostrils and lungs painfully before he stopped inhaling it, making the fart keep rushing into his nose, only to exit through his mouth and ears instead. The sensation was magic like his head was ground zero for an atomic fart-bomb. His sight became blurry, his mouth tasted like shit, and his limbs turned into noodles. Meanwhile, Ronja sighed hard, almost orgasmic.

"GOD that felt good to get out."

Propping himself up with the help of the bench, Ivan inhaled the last shitty fumes from the mature hottie's asshole one last time before separating. In his fart-induced high though, he was glad he didn't stumble over while trying to stand up straight. That would've been a bad look.

Good heavens were her farts powerful for a thin woman.

"I think I'm all out now. God, I feel amazing." She sighed and pulled her pants on again. Ivan cleaned his nose with a napkin.

"I'm glad to hear it. Now, if we're done for today, I believe there's only one more appointment for you before you reach the limit for free visits here for up to half a year."

"...Is that so?" She asked, intrigued. "In that case, I just might be a little bad and book more appointments than usual."

"Please do," Ivan smiled. "I wouldn't mind at all."

The End

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