The Skunk Returns

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Three worn out students entered the Chemistry building elevator on a chilly Friday evening, having spent nearly all day studying. The first exam week was about to begin, and everyone was jam packed in the library, cramming as much information as they could. There was rarely any room left in the library, so the three students walking into the elevator had elected to study in the Chemistry building instead. They weren't close friends or anything, but it was getting late and the building would be closing soon, so they all happened to reach the rickety old elevator at the same time.

The students, two girls and one guy, stood side by side in the elevator as it started moving downwards, with squeaking and grinding noises. Every few moments, the elevator shook slightly, and the guy started to look a little nervous. However, the girls standing on either side of him were as calm as can be. They had been in the elevator many times, and barely noticed its questionable performance by now.

After a few moments, the three students in the elevator began to notice a pretty bad smell.

It was as if someone had taken a batch of week old french fries and broccoli and re-fried it all in lard, before leaving the fries and broccoli outside in the middle of the summer in Death Valley, next to a full mobile toilet, and the proceeded to dump decade old cans of olives all over everything, juice and all.

The girl standing in the left side of the elevator wrinkled her nose, a frown crossing over her face. She had long blonde hair and a thick down vest with a scarf wrapped around her neck, and jeans that vanished into a pair of uggs. She sniffed the air tentatively, her frown deepening.

"It smells like shit in here," she remarked. "Eww Reggie, did you fart?"

Reggie looked over at the blonde girl, a similar expression of mild disgust on his face. He was wearing a graphic t-shirt with a windbreaker, and a pair of jeans.

"No," he replied. He sniffed the air as well. "Whew, it does smell though. Like veggies, but... bad?"

"You farted," the blonde girl asserted, shaking her head as she looked away from him. "I can't believe you boys, you're all so gross..."

The third girl innocently gazed at the doors of the elevator as the other two spoke, holding her hands in front of her. She was wearing a gray pair of jeans and boots similar to the blonde girl's, with a forest green scout jacket. Her straight brown hair hung to her shoulders, and although her face had a kind of modesty to it, it was still very pretty. She silently sniffed the air of the elevator, her teeth gently sinking into her bottom lip.

"I'm telling you it wasn't me, Jessica," Reggie insisted. "And by the way, what does me being a guy have to do with anything? Seems a bit sexist if you ask me..."

He looked over at the other girl, and then looked at Jessica again, gesturing at the other girl with his head.

"It wasn't her," Jessica frowned with a smile. "I mean, just look at her. Do you really think she made this smell? Why can't you just man up to the fact that you farted in an elevator?"

The other girl, as innocent as ever, glanced at her two companions in the elevator.

"Well, it wasn't me," Reggie repeated. "And I'm just saying, process of elimination..."

"Hey, what's your name?" Jessica asked, leaning forwards to look past Reggie and make eye contact with the other girl.

"I'm Mia," Mia replied, feeling more turned on than she'd felt all week.

For as long as Mia could remember, she'd dreamed about other people smelling her farts, discovering how disgusting the quiet cute girl could be. Ever since she had met Ted at Randy's Halloween Party, her life had been changed, as she fulfilled all of her fantasies with him, one after the other. She'd farted next to him, she'd farted in front of him, she'd farted near him, she'd farted on his lap, she'd farted on his face, she'd farted in his mouth, she'd farted in his nose. She'd farted in public, doing her best to make her and Ted's surroundings as stinky as possible before someone noticed, and held in exited laughter as she watched Ted try to hide his arousal while everyone else tried to figure out where the smell was coming from. Dating Ted had opened up a whole new world for her, letting her explore her weird disgusting side, a side she'd bottled up and repressed before.

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