Raiden Ei, the Gassy Electro Archon

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This story contains yuri and fart fetish content. Also, this is a continuation of the story, "Raiden Ei and Yae Miko Gas Lumine". As such, there are spoilers for Inazuma's Archon Quest, as well as the Raiden Shogun's Story Quest. Read at your own discretion.


With a smile gracing her face, Lumine was making her trek up to Tenshukaku, where Ei was residing. Despite the fact that she was there last weekend, Lumine was hoping to spend some one-on-one time with the Raiden Shogun...and hopefully get a taste of her farts, too.


As soon as entered the building, the first thing Lumine saw was Ei herself...staring at her with a deadly glare.


"Greetings, Traveler." she said. But, the voice she heard... It wasn't Ei's. It was the Raiden Shogun! And she quickly brandished her polearm and pointed it at Lumine. "Draw your weapon this instant."


Oh, no... Lumine thought to herself. From the tone the Raiden Shogun was giving off, if she didn't, then she was going to die on the spot. With that knowledge in mind, Lumine materialized her sword and prepared to fight.


... But at that moment, something felt...off about the Shogun. The Raiden Shogun wasn't giving off an oppressive aura, or anything of the sort. If Lumine was being honest, this whole situation felt...staged.


"... Ei? Are you just messing with me?" Lumine cautiously asked.


Silence reigned in Tenshukaku for a few moments before it was broken by the Shogun.


"... Oh. It appears you've seen through my guise."


Just as Lumine thought, it was Ei doing her best impersonation of the Raiden Shogun's mannerisms.


"Whew... You scared me for a second there..." Lumine breathed a sigh of relief. "Why were you impersonating the Shogun?"


"To be honest, I thought you would be hesitant to strike if I spoke as myself." Ei admitted. "But considering what happened the time you encountered the Shogun, I figured you would attack if I acted like her."


"But... Why would you want to be attacked?" Lumine questioned, not understanding Ei's intentions.


"Simply put: I wish to spar with you."


"Oh..." Lumine blinked in realization. "All you wanted was a sparring match? Then, why didn't you just say so? I'd be happy to face you!"


"Excellent. Then let us begin."


With that, Ei pulled Lumine into the Plane of Euthymia, where the consciousness of the Electro Archon stood before her. Now that the two were face-to-face, they brandished their respective weapons and charged at each other. The two traded blow after blow, summoning shockwaves within the Plane of Euthymia.


With the way things were going, both parties appeared to be evenly matched. When Lumine got the upper hand on Ei, the archon responded in kind with a strike of her own.

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