"We're here!" Amber exclaimed, happily dropping the heavy bag she was carrying. She, along with Sucrose and Rosaria, surprisingly, have all arrived at the campsite the Outrider picked out. See, Amber wanted to go camping for a while now, but she had no one to go with. She tried to invite Eula and Lumine, but the former was busy with her work, and the latter was not in Mondstadt at the time. But thankfully, Sucrose happened to have a free day at the time, so Amber went and invited her!
As for Rosaria, well... She didn't want to go at all. However, Jean requested that she accompany the duo as a bodyguard in case something went wrong. At that point, the Cryo-attuned nun didn't have a choice anymore. In any case...
Now at the campsite, Amber went on to set everything up, while Rosaria's task was to be on the lookout for any bandits or monsters that came close, and Sucrose was in charge of cooking. She was in the middle of preparing a hearty pot of goulash that was guaranteed to warm one's heart! The alchemist was just about done with the dish, but there was still one more thing she wanted to include... Sucrose discreetly took out a vial containing green powder and happily poured some into the dish.
Ever since her..."incident" with Noelle a while back, Sucrose has developed a strong affinity towards beautiful women farting. She was no longer able to look at some of her companions without her mind wondering how bad their flatulence was. Hell, she even got a face full of Mona-brand gas when she was holding a ladder for her while she grabbed a book! Her desires flared up so much that Sucrose had to lock herself in her room to "relieve" herself in peace...
That eventually led her to improve on her flavor enhancer so she could use it again. After countless self-tests and some minor property damage, it was now complete! Whenever someone ingests the powder, they will produce an unnatural amount of flatulence over the course of five minutes. Unlike before, where the gas produced possessed astonishing volume and strength, those qualities remain relatively the same, while the stench is amplified five-fold! Since the three of them were going to share a tent tonight, Sucrose was sure that this would lead to some fun for herself.
Once she put enough of the powder inside, Sucrose began pouring bowls out for everyone. Drawn in by the smell, Amber and Rosaria came over and accepted the bowls the Anemo alchemist offered. When they took one bite out of the goulash, the two women were both impressed by the flavor, especially Rosaria, who was notorious for being hard to please! They enjoyed it so much that before they knew it, their bowls were empty and they were still hungry for more. Luckily, Sucrose had plenty more where that came from.
Several minutes and several bowls later, the pot of goulash was completely empty. Everyone sat by the fire, content with their meal. All was quiet, until...someone beefed it hard.
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Amber jumped from surprise as her ass fired a huge foghorn fart, shaking the log she was sitting on. She blushed as a cloud of meat-scented stink rose behind her and shrouded the campsite.
"W-whoops! Sorry, guys!" the Outrider apologized, swiftly fanning behind her. "That one came outta nowhere!"
"Ugh... You should be sorry. That smells atrocious." Rosaria commented through a pinched nose.
"Hey, I said I'm sorry!" Amber said back. "What else do you want from me!?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe you can control yourself?" Rosaria said, glaring at Amber. "If that's what your flatulence normally smells like, then I'd prefer if my nose wasn't subjected to it anymore."
"P-please calm down, Rosaria. It was just an accident." Sucrose brought up, holding a hand out. "Besides, it's...it's completely natural to pass wind."
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Fart story one-shots 2!
FanficStory archivist: Hi! its been a while and i.. its been a long month from making this book, I know and there and there has been in my head lately that... what if I expand the one-shots into, like 50-100 books I know it's ambitious but. think about i...