This story contains yuri and fart fetish content. Read at your own discretion.
Another night went by in Liyue. Shops were closing up, people were retiring for the night, and there was not a person roaming the streets. Well, except for Ganyu, who had a drunk, blue-haired woman hoisted over her shoulder, carrying her to her place to rest.
For context, the secretary met Eula, a visitor from Mondstadt, while wrapping up some errands around Liyue. The two of them immediately clicked and started hanging out. While walking around, the two of them started talking about themselves to get to know each other better. Eula focused on talking about her job as captain of the Knights of Favonius Reconnaissance Company, while Ganyu talked about her responsibilities as secretary of the Liyue Qixing. Things were going rather smoothly, until...Ganyu's stomach growled from hunger. Sadly, the bow-user has been so busy running around Liyue that she hasn't had the chance to eat yet. As embarrassed as the adeptus was at that, it was thankfully eased when she heard Eula's stomach growl, too. Looks like the captain was just as hungry as Ganyu was.
Since the two of them were so hungry, Ganyu suggested that they had dinner at Wanmin Restaurant. She vouched that their cuisine was nothing short of amazing, catching Eula's interest. She accepted Ganyu's invitation and followed her to Wanmin Restaurant, eager to fill her empty stomach.
Of course, that's where trouble began to brew for poor Ganyu.
Ganyu planned on having just one plate of Almond Tofu so she wouldn't overdo it. The exemplary taste of the dish compelled her to eat more, but the bow-user managed to keep her desires in check. That is, until Eula started ordering. She started off with a plate of Tianshu Meat and a cup of cold beer. The beer came to her before the meat did, so Eula chugged the contents of the cup down and ordered another...and another...
By the time the meat finally came, Eula had drunk around five cups of beer. Ganyu was honestly amazed that one woman could consume so much alcohol in one sitting. Eula's face grew flushed and she started to wobble back and forth. Looks like she was quickly growing inebriated...
Eula took a break from the drinks to give the Tianshu Meat a taste, the wafting smell enticing her. Once the juicy meat blessed her taste buds, the knight wanted to have more. The fact she was drunk made her desire food even more. And that's exactly what she did.
She ordered a plethora of meat dishes off the menu, from Mora Meat to Jueyun Chili Chicken. Eula was shoveling so much food in her mouth that her belly started to gain a very noticeable bloat. Ganyu had to question where all that food was going...
Ganyu's wallet was already taking a hit from all the food and drinks Eula was having, but it only got worse when Eula, who noticed that the secretary wasn't eating, ordered more food for her! The tantalizing aroma of the dishes urged Ganyu to let go of her inhibitions and enjoy herself...and she found it very difficult to refuse the call, not only since refusing would lead to wasted food, but some of her favorites like Universal Peace and Radish Veggie Soup, were put on the table. Once those dishes came out, that was it for Ganyu. She caved in and began devouring all the dishes Eula ordered for her. But, what the half-qilin wasn't aware of was that someone made the dishes super spicy, which was going to spell catastrophe for Ganyu's stomach in the future...
Now, we return to the present, with Ganyu carrying Eula. Of course, it was not an easy task since she was carrying both a rather heavy woman and a food baby of her own. A few minutes of walking later, the duo arrived at Ganyu's place. Once inside, the secretary gently set Eula down on the couch and went to get her some water. But when she put it down...Eula started to get a little silly.
"Hey, Ganyu~? Wanna pull my finger~?"
Bearing a teasing grin, Eula stretched a finger out towards Ganyu, much to the latter's confusion.
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FanficStory archivist: Hi! its been a while and i.. its been a long month from making this book, I know and there and there has been in my head lately that... what if I expand the one-shots into, like 50-100 books I know it's ambitious but. think about i...