Fart story one-shots 2!

A HUGE DEPOSIT

It was last Friday afternoon at the office and it had been a very stressful week. Now that it was 3:30 and things started to slow down, I leaned back in my chair and took my eyes off the computer monitor for the first time in what felt like hours. I glanced over at the new girl, Amber, and our eyes locked for a moment. A little smile appeared on her face so I smiled back. She then turned her gaze back to her monitor and returned to work. But I didn't look away.

She had only started a month ago and already I was obsessed with her. Not only was she friendly, smart, and approachable, but she also had all the features a superficial male looks for in a female. She had long, straight brunette hair that came down to the small of her back. Her face was perfect; she had a wonderful smile with straight, white teeth, gorgeous green eyes, and a slightly tan tone to her skin. She had beautiful tits, which is always a plus, but her best feature was by far her ass. I am an ass man, almost to a fault, and her posterior haunted my dreams. Like, I fantasized about burying my face in between her plump cheeks and just licking until my heart was content. And her ass was perfect for her body. She had an hourglass figure and wonderful legs. Today was the best day to look at her, too, because it was casual Friday and she was wearing a tight blue t-shirt and even tighter black leggings. Whenever she would walk away from me, I would stare at her big bubble butt as her cheeks slid past one another, bouncing and jiggling so perfectly. It was almost enough to make me blow my load right then and there.

Well, one such occasion she was walking away from me and heading towards to nearest bathroom, which is a unisex one by our row of desks that pretty much only our department uses. I watched her, like I always do, as she and her juicy butt strolled into the bathroom before turning back to whatever I was doing.

About fifteen minutes went by before I heard a flush and the running of the sink water. She then came out, walked past and smiled at me before returning to her desk. I of course got a quick glance of her ass before she sat down and got to work once again.

Now it was my turn to go to the bathroom. I stood up, walked over, and the second I opened the door I could tell she must have dropped a pretty impressive shit in there. It smelled like ass to high heaven, but to be honest (and gross, I suppose) that only turned me on more. As I shut the door and locked it, I thought about her perfect body and round, phat ass perched on the toilet, pushing out a smelly load of poop. The idea of a beautiful woman producing something so gross and smelly is sexually exciting to me, for some reason. I think it just comes from my obsession with butts.

I made my way over to the toilet, which had just stopped re-filling. The smell got stronger as I approached, and when I looked in I could see a large, brown smear of shit in the bowl that must have happened when she flushed. So there it was. Amber's poop. That had come directly out of the hottest ass I've ever seen not two minutes ago.

Holy fuck I was turned on.

I sat down on the toilet to pee since that's the only way I can piss when I have a raging boner. The seat was still warm from Amber's cheeks, the smell of her ass and poop enveloping me. When I was done, I flushed, washed my hands, and got out of there before it became suspicious how much time I was spending in there. I looked at Amber as I walked back to my desk and we again exchanged smiles, my balls boiling with cum as I thought about the nasty delivery her pooper just made in the toilet. Yes, I'm a sick man, I know.

4:30 came and went, and now it was really slow. I turned my chair around only to find, to my surprise, that Amber was looking at me. Not just glancing, but concentrating on me. Before even thinking about it, I stood up and made my way over to her.

"How goes it, Miss Amber?" I said. Smooth.

"I'll be much better once I'm out of here!" she answered, smiling.