HELD UP THE BATHROOM LINE AT TRACK MEET

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This story was from my senior year in high school. (I was 18) my parents told me I had to sign up for an activity or else I'd have to get a job. I chose to run track even though I was terrible at it. I chose it because I had a few friends that did it too. Anyway, one day we had a meet after school. We went right there on the team bus after the school day ended. The meet was at a public park. There were multiple schools attending so there were a ton of people there. I had about an hour before my race would start so I had time to kill. I had been holding in a poop the entire day because I hadn't had time to go. I decided that it was a good time to finally relieve myself. I told my two friends who were also on the team that I was going to use the bathroom because I had to poop.


My one friend (Caitlin) said that she had to go too so she would come with me. The bathroom situation at this park was horrible. There was a small pavilion with two single person bathrooms (both unisex) under it. They were the only bathrooms at this park. Aside from the one bathroom, there were about a dozen porta-potty's lined up in the grass. I decided I would rather wait in the (very) long line for the regular bathrooms rather than use the disgusting porta potty's. The line was super long to both bathrooms because both boys and girls could use either of them. After about 10 minutes of waiting, me and Caitlin started to become a little bit more desperate. We both whispered to each other about how bad we needed to go so that nobody else in the line would hear us. Caitlin was in front of me so when we finally made it to the front of the line, she went in first.


 I had to poop so bad at that point so I was praying she'd hurry up. She was in there for at least 5 minutes and I even heard a group of three boys behind me talking to each other, saying things like "what is taking this girl so long" Caitlin finally came out of the bathroom and I practically ran into it and shut the door. She had stunk it up pretty badly. It was nothing compared to what I was about to do. I sat down and immediately started dropping a massive shit. I had been pooping for about five minutes and felt as if I had more but it wasn't coming out. I was trying to hurry because I knew there were so many people waiting to come in. Just then, those boys from before starting knocking on the door asking what was taking me so long. I said "I'm almost done!" I kept pushing and finally I let out four more big logs. It was quite possibly the biggest shit of my life. I followed it up with a massive fart that everyone outside probably heard. I got up and looked at the toilet.


It was totally filled almost to the top with my shit. I was amazed and embarrassed at the same time. The worst part of all was when I went to flush, I pulled the lever and the load didn't even budge. I ran out of the bathroom and hid before anyone could see me. A few minutes later I walked by that bathroom and saw that the line had completely disappeared as everyone had to go to a different bathroom. It was pretty embarrassing at the time but now I find it hilarious.


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