// My original contest entry felt sorely rushed, so I thought I'd do a little revising. There are minor changes throughout, with most of the new stuff towards the end. Actually added content tags in the title this time too.
// Speaking of which, I thought I'd introduce my new tagging system. [FF on F] means two women farting on one woman. I imagine you can see where this is going. I will try to use this abbreviation format from now on. I don't intend to urge other creators to follow the format, though you are of course invited to do so (or provide suggestions to improve it). Inspired by r/gonewildaudio
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Mortals often fail to realize: Hell is relative.
Lygea knew this all too well, which is why she rarely worked alone these days. As a succubine demon, her ability to torment sinners with her charms and natural talents was never lacking. She could change her appearance to appeal to anyone's preferences, sapping their resolve until they could not resist her as she pounced on them to deliver merciless pain. The height of sexual pleasure was also when humans were at their most exposed, their most vulnerable. That was when she would unleash her fury, feeding on the misery of her victim, unafraid to make ample use of her talons and fangs.
But doing everything herself quickly became blasé, and she bored herself easily. So she sought alternative ways to punish sinners, and her experimentation brought her to two discoveries. First, that she could emit her intoxicating charm pheromones through not just her lips, but the other end of her digestive tract as well, with much greater density. And second, that this first discovery was strikingly in harmony with her close friend, Rhea.
Mortals also often fail to realize: Heaven is not merciful.
Rhea knew this all too well, and so she understood why she and Lygea became excellent work buddies with such ease. As a purien angel, she was tasked with identifying and punishing sinners, much as Lygea did. However, as one would expect, the M.O. of angels and demons differed significantly. Rhea was expected to deter sinners with shock and awe, showing herself in her true form if necessary, stunning and intimidating people into behaving.
It wasn't difficult, but like her friend, Rhea found her usual method very dull. She grew tired of it quickly, seeking alternative methods . And in her subsequent exploration, she discovered two things. First, that whenever she went off her angelic diet of ambrosia to partake in human foods, her bowels filled with gas that was quite horrifying in both quantity and odor. And second, that this gas was a far better torture instrument when paired with the delirium of a succubus's charms.
Their partnership might have seemed an unlikely one to mortals, with their foolishly misguided folklore and legends, but to the two of them it was as natural as any.
Meanwhile, unaware of all of this, a young schoolteacher named Olivia was preparing for the day in her home. She had woken up hungover, as she so often did on Friday mornings. With head lightly throbbing, she stumbled through her morning routine, and was out the door just before 7:30. Closely observing her throughout this ordeal were Lygea and Rhea, who had decided that today would be the day.
Whatever specific sins Olivia committed to earn the wrath of both Heaven and Hell was not relevant, nor did either of them particularly care. Their roles were spelled out for them, plain as day. And by tonight, Olivia would be suffocating under the impossibly dense gases of both demon and angel, receiving the torment of a lifetime.
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"Any questions?"
Silence and blank faces. As usual. Why would today be any different?
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