Fart story one-shots 2!

Yoimiya's Lactose Intolerant Blowout

It was an exciting time for Yoimiya. With her fourth rerun banner officially getting announced in Version 3.7, she was absolutely ecstatic about her return. Taking this time to celebrate with her father and the rest of Inazuma City, there seemed to never be a dull moment in Yoimiya's days so far after the event, as if there weren't already any dull moments in her life leading up to this repetitive occasion.

 Aether quickly picked up word of the recent news about Yoimiya, and offered to once again visit Yoimiya in Inazuma and spend some quality time with her. He knew he would be at significant risk if Ayaka even caught so much as a glance of him being with Yoimiya, especially with how bright and abundant of a personality Yoimiya had, what man wouldn't want to be with her? However, Aether always did this for any companion who recently had exciting news come up about them, so he did what he had to do and made his trek to Inazuma.

Once Aether had finally made it back to Inazuma, he hastily made his way to the Naganohara Fireworks Shop, the one place where he'd surely always find Yoimiya, and surely, he did.

"C'mon Pops, you don't need to go out of your way and butter me up just because my banner is returning, don't you think setting up an entire fireworks display is a little too much?" 

 "Oh but Yoimiya this is such a momentous event for you.. I'm always so happy when my daughter can have her time in the spotlight everytime... oh it brings such a spark in this old man's heart.."

"Aw Pops, I totally understand but you don't have to stress yourself out over this! You know it better than anyone else that I absolutely love fireworks but we don't need them everytime my banner comes out, it costs too many resources and materials." 

"Well how else are we going to celebrate your birthday Yoimiya? I just want to be a good father to you on your big day, are you sure you don't want this to be set up for you? I will do everything in my power to ensure that you are happy in these times.."

"But Pops... today isn't my birthday?" 

"Oh... but I swear I heard it was? Then what is everybody talking about?

"No Pops, they were probably talking about my banner that's coming out, not my birthday, you misheard them again.."

"W-what did you say sweetheart? You got banned from somewhere?"

 "No Pops! I said they were talking about my B-A-N-N-E-R!!!"

"Ohhhhh.. Sorry Yoimiya, you know your old man and his old hearing issues.. wait isn't that one of your friends over there?"

Aether walked up the steps right under Yoimiya's Fireworks Shop, presenting himself with a wide smile and cheery attitude.

"Traveler! What are you doing here!!? I can't believe you're back again!", Yoimiya engulfs Aether in her arms with much love and affection. 

 "Hey there, Yoimiya, I heard the recent news about your banner. I wanted to spend some time with you, perhaps take a look around town, attend a few restaurants maybe? Anything that you want to do really since it's your big week!", said Aether.

"Awww Traveler, you shouldn't have! Aren't you busy with your adventures in Sumeru? You took a break from that just to see me? You really shouldn't have Traveler, although I appreciate it heavily, your time is much more valuable than you think!"

 "Well Yoimiya, I wouldn't miss this when I don't need to, it's always nice to meet with you now and then with your positive personality, I can't really get enough of it y'know? Besides, the past peril in Sumeru has already been long solved, so far I've just been doing the occasional boring quests since then -_-"