Fart story one-shots 2!

Angelic Descent

Summary:

Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion spends an evening with his friend Kaworu. One tiny mishap soon has Shinji at the complete mercy of Kaworu's angelic powers, runaway wild libido, and strange tastes.

"How is it so far?" Kaworu asked.

Shinji finished the slice of pork quickly to clear his mouth to speak. "It's pretty good! You're not too bad at this!"

Shinji was impressed. When he heard his friend had taken on cooking as a new hobby he was prepared for the worst. His friend always seemed so eager to please him that he feared this latest endeavor would force him to endure some wretched meal for his friend's happiness. Surprisingly though, there was no need! Pan-fried pork was simple, but it was as delicious as a simple meat meal could be.

It was a good way to start the weekend for sure. A quick meal here, a little conversation, and Shinji would be back to his own abode for a relaxing evening.

"Did anything interesting happen to you today?" Kaworu asked, trying to spark conversation.

"Nothing too exciting. Just normal life as oppose to the Eva stuff. I'm a big fan of this more relaxed scheduling they have us on so far." Shinji replied. "Pretty nice getting to live out this first year or so of adulthood, you know?"

"Fun for sure." Kaworu replied. "I'd be happy to do something with you tomorrow if you have the time."

Truth be told, all Shinji really wanted to do tomorrow was sit at home and enjoy his day off in seclusion. He quickly dismissed the suggestion.

"Ah, sorry! I'm a bit busy tomorrow!" Shinji lied "Maybe some other time we can... um..."

Shinji was taken aback mid sentence from this burning sensation in his gut. He'd felt this mild discomfort in his digestive track for a solid while now, but hadn't paid it too much attention. However, speaking had really started to intensify this discomfort. Shinji felt parched. His throat went dry. Something was off..

"Hmm? Shinji?" Kaworu began.

"A-ah, it's nothing." Shinji reassured in a nervous sweat. It started to register with him that he'd just been eating and suddenly his stomach was in an absolute knot. Was something wrong with it?

"S-say Kaworu, when did you buy this meat?" Shinji asked.

"Hmm?" his friend replied. "I bought it on Monday from the supermarket. It should be fine. It was heavily discounted but I don't think that means anything, really."

Heavily discounted? So the stuff that was about to go bad? Four days ago!? Kaworu had served him bad food! Shinji suddenly was finding it very hard to find the effort not to outright vomit. He tried his best to tough it out for his friend. He didn't want to snuff out this new hobby of his just as he'd begun it! Shinji closed his eyes and focused. He repeatedly swallowed, trying to ease the pain in his stomach. He couldn't throw up right here. That'd be so gross!

Poor Shinji was so fixated on making sure his front end didn't let loose, he was completely oblivious to the mounting pressure in his rear.

Shinji's body gave a flex of its own. The boy's eyes went wide as he felt an unmistakable heat in the seat of his pants. Oh... oh no!

Oh my god, he was pooping himself! Against his will, a hot log of shit was forcing itself out of his pucker into the seat of his tight underwear. Gosh, he really should have gone before hand! He should have known just the slightest irritant to his system would cause his bowels to void their stuffed contents. Now he had to explain to Kaworu all of this mess...

Kaworu didn't immediately gather what was wrong. All he really saw was Shinji suddenly flinching and panicking. He had to admit Shinji looked... cute when he was so distressed. Something about the way his lip quivered and how wide his eyes got Kaworu found absolutely transfixing. Still though, he realized his friend was in distress and rose to help with whatever trouble there might be.