Girls I like and simp for currently:
- Wanda Maximoff
- Elizabeth Olsen
- Taylor Swift
Rules:
- no sex stuff
- a whole lot of fluff
- no gory shit (oops forgot to add I feel stupid)
(Only if you want to request.)
Most of these come from thing...
I want to do another one but I'm gonna add comments from John Mayer because it's funny and I like roasting people in comments. But here I go ————————————————- @maximoff_2004: my favorite pop tart wrapper I love you @taylorswift13
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@taylorswift13; Aw thanks darling I love you too. And yeah your right I'm a pop tart wrapper. ↪️@maximoff_2004: are we on for Italian tonight ↪️@taylorswift13:omg yes @johnmayer: fuck me darling ↪️@maximoff_2004: she's not gonna fuck you she's mine now back off
@maximoff_2004: reputation tour my favorite era @taylorswift13
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@taylorswift13: aw darling so glad you like the rep tour ↪️@maximoff_2004: I love you more @johnmayer: I love you baby doll ↪️@maximoff_2004: Get the fuck out of my comment section before I call the police on you ugly bitch
@maximoff_2004: Grammys are tonight and my girl looks stunning @taylorswift13 and I'm sorry it looks like a wallpaper
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@taylorswift13: your even more stunning baby doll ↪️@maximoff_2004: thanks darling but your better ↪️@taylorswift13: what did I do to deserve you ↪️@maximoff_2004: you did everything right darling. @johnmayer: marry me Tay ↪️@maximoff_2004: I'm gonna call the police on you for grooming my girl when she was still a fucking teenager. Disgusting. ——————————————————— UM GUYS I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED THE POLICE TO COME TO MY HOUSE IN REAL LIFE! My neighbor next door got l robbed and I'm so scared right now. As it was happening I was almost done with an essay. Then my best friend called me. At the same time my friend called my dog started to bark like crazy. Then by this time I had just finished typing out my essay and I didn't turn it in yet. Don't worry I turned in the paper. But I went to go put the CD thing back and I saw a police man. So I was like fuck. Three guys went inside the fucking window.
I also think they had a getaway car (I'm in a getaway car I left you in a motel bar.) the neighbors I have no idea if they are okay but enough ranting I'm gonna go have a good day night or afternoon.
