|Glendale Hospital|
Dr Avery: [chuckles] I'm sorry what? What do you mean you're pregnant?
Crystal: [sighs] -nods-
Dr Avery: okay Crystal hahaha you almost got me but April Fool's was last week! [sucks her teeth] I really thought this was an actual emergency appointment
Crystal: Dr Avery, I'm not messing with you! I'm as serious as a heart attack!
Dr Avery: [gets serious] whaaat!? You were literally just here for a new NuvaRing a couples weeks ago and you also took some contraceptions... how in the hell did this happen?
Crystal: [shrugs] shit I don't know, you're the doctor! You should be explaining to me
Dr Avery: [takes a deep breathe] okay okay, let's calm down and retrace your steps... maybe we're stressing about nothing and it's just a phantom pregnancy
Crystal: [exhales] okay
Dr Avery: what makes you think you're pregnant?
Crystal: okay well I've gained some weight, mostly around my hips. I've also been experiencing nausea and I guess I'm moodier than usual
Dr Avery: okay and when was your last period?
Crystal: 2 days ago but the flow was very light and surprisingly it only lasted 2 days as opposed to my usual cycle of 5 days.
Dr Avery: when was the last time you were sexually active and did you use protection?
Crystal: I'm not sure about the exact date but I think like 3-4 weeks ago and no we didn't use any protection but I did take a plan B immediately after
Dr Avery: [throws her hands up in defeat] well that fuckin explains everything!!! Crystal why in the hell would you simultaneously use 3 birth control methods?!
Crystal: [shrugs] I wanted to be extra sure that I don't get pregnant!
Dr Avery: well the only thing you made "extra sure" of was making the birth controls cancel each other out! [Sighs] I'd usually recommend a blood test pregnancy but that's gonna take too long and I'm almost 100% certain that you are indeed pregnant, so here's what we're gonna do...
**Dr Avery stands up and walks to the cupboard then she grabs a pair of latex gloves along with an unopened pregnancy test**
Dr Avery: I don't have to explain to you how this works right?
Crystal: [chuckles] really?
Dr Avery: [shrugs] I mean you're not short of surprises today so I'm just making sure [chuckles]
Knock knock knock
Dr Avery: [yells] come in
**Jazzy and Kayla walk in**
Jazzy: sorry we're late, Kayla forced me to wait for her meeting to end so we could drive together
Kayla: so... what'd we miss?
Crystal: [sighs] we were just about to find out if I'm pregnant or not [awkward smile]
**Kayla and Jazzy's eye widen as they stare at each other in shock. Crystal takes the test from the table and goes to the bathroom**
Dr Avery: you ladies can sit down, she'll be right back
Jazzy: how in the hell did this bitch end up pregnant!!?
Dr Avery: I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that she had sex
Kayla: [laughs] I love you doc, sarcasm is my favorite thing!
