Tony: [narrating] A famous man once said we create our own demons.
A light slowly lit up the darkness to the shocking sight of all the Iron Man suits were getting destroyed.
Ruby: *crying waterfalls* No! Not the suits!
Ironwood: *mournful* Such wonderful technology lost. It's a true shame.
Winter: But why are they all exploding? There has to be some kind of reason.
Tony: [narrating] Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it. So now he was famous and that's basically get said by two well known guys. I don't, uh... *sighs* I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning. *screen turns black*
Ozpin: Something's wrong.
Glynda: It isn't like Tony to stammer with his words, unless he was speaking to Pepper about his feelings, while also trying to get across he was dying. For such a drastic change, something must have happened.
Weiss: *concerned* To turn someone as confident as Tony into a stuttering mess? What could have possibly happened?
Then, Effel 65's "I'm Blue" playing over the MARVEL and Paramount logos.
Jaune: Hey, this is kind of catchy. *nods head to the beat*
1999
BERN, SWITZERLAND
NEW YEAR'S EVEA girl was then seen blowing into a party horn, which unrolled into the face of Tony Stark, who chuckled at this, wearing a pair of shades and a white and gold bowler hat. He was also wearing a name badge that read "You know who I am".
Neo: *disgusted* Oh, gods. Dum-Dum would have a panic attack if he saw that bowler hat Tony was wearing.
Coco: White and gold? Super gaudy.
Velvet: I think it looks fancy.
Ruby: Who's the girl with him? Where's Pepper?
Qrow: This was way earlier, remember, kiddo?
Gian: Yeah. They don't say her name for a while, so to save us time from calling her 'her' or 'the girl', her name is Maya Hansen.
Happy Hogan, who had long, slicked back hair and a mustache and goatee that were not connected, turned back to them.
Happy: Half hour till the ball drops.
Tony: Hey, do you want-
Party guest: Tony Stark? Great speech, man! *moved away by Happy*
Happy: I got you, pal.
Tony: I gave a speech? How was it?
Pyrrha: *in disbelief* He doesn't remember giving a speech?
Ren: He was likely drunk. We all remember how much he drank back then. *realizes something* Wait... He was giving a speech while drunk? We've heard that before, haven't we?
Blake: You don't think...
Happy: Edifying.
Maya: Unintelligible.
Tony: Really?
Maya: Mmm-hmm.
Tony: It's my favorite kind, a winning combo. *begins walking with Maya*
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