RWBY reacts to the MCU

1 - Iron Man Returns (Iron Man 2)

The logo for Paramount pictures appeared onscreen as Tony Stark's voice could be heard from the presscon from the last scene in Iron Man.

Tony: Been a while since I was up here in front of you. Maybe I'll do us all a favor and just stick to the cards. There's been some speculation that I was somehow involved in the events that occured on the freeway and on the rooftop-

Christine: Sorry, Mr. Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards?

Nora: Hey! We already heard all of this stuff!

Ren: It's likely recapping the events of the last movie, Nora.

Glynda: They likely did not expect you to watvh these movies back to back.

The logo for Marvel Studios then came onscreen.

Ruby: Still a cool logo.

Ozpin: Agreed, Ms. Rose.

Tony: Yes.

Christine: And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped with an undisvlosed Stark high-tech powered battle...

A large city then appeared onscreen as snow fell down onto it.

[MOSCOW]

Velvet: Moscow? That's an interesting name.

Coco: They got any good clothes in this place?

Again, Gian pauses the movie and shows some info on the screen.

Gian: Moscow is the capital of the Russian Federation, or Russia, the largest country in my world and an on again, off again ally of America, the nayion Tony's from. And yes Coco, the country itself has a long history of traditional, fancy clothing. *resumes movie*

Tony: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

A TV screen with bad quality was then shown, aith Tony's presscon playing on the screen. The rest of the home was revealed with just as bad quality as the TV, with a cockatoo sitting on it's perch in the background. A man speaking in Russian from the TV translated what was being said.

Yang: *disgusted* What a dump.

Pyrrha: *polite* It's certainly looked like it's seen better days.

Gian: Well, Russia is considered a '2nd world country', which means that it's not very poor, but it's still not as developed as other countries.

Tony: I mean, let's face it. I'm not the heroic type. A laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes that I've made, largely public. The truth is...

A sick, elderly man was then seen watching the presscon on TV.

Tony: I am Iron Man.

Old man: *weak* Ivan.

A better look of the dark bedroom is given, before another man turned his head, then walked to the old man's side.