RWBY reacts to the MCU

5 - Round One (Iron Man 3)

Penny: *worried* Oh, dear. I believe Tony's made an incredible mistake. 

Weiss: Penny, that is the most mild way you could POSSIBLY put what he just did.

Winter: He'd best be prepared with his greatest armor to date at all times and have any and all defenses of his home prepared. 

No one noticed Gian barely containing her laughter.

Ruby: I just hope he finds whatever he needs to get this Mandarin guy and get revenge for Happy!

Coco: But he has to stay alive long enough to do that. 

Pyrrha: I can hardly take the anticipation. We need to start now. 

(START AT 1:10)

Tony was now seen in his lab, going through any files he could find on the Mandarin. 

JARVIS: I've compiled a Mandarin database for you, sir. Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., F.B.I. and C.I.A. intercepts. Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.

Tony started looking at all the data gathered and a hologram of the accident taking place appeared around Tony.

Ironwood: Incredible. Penny, make notes on this for R&D. 

Penny: Already done, sir. 

Qrow: I've seen you're shooting, by the way. While you're at it, have them look into bullets people can't CASUALLY dodge. 

Winter: I'd hate to agree with him, sir, but it's true. Your bullets travel far-slower than they should and even the average soldier can dodge their shots. 

Tony: Okay, what do we got here? His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle, meaning 'adviser to the King'. South American insurgency tactics, talks like a Baptist preacher. There's lots of pageantry going on here...lots of theater.

He then pushed the virtual information down to close. 

Tony: Close.

Glynda: So, it's like the Mandarin has researched names, tactics and speaking patterns of several cultures and languages throughout the world to sculpt his image. Interesting, but highly unusual for a radicalist, they're usually heavily devoted to their cause and their beliefs only. To take inspiration from other walks of life would be seen as a betrayal to most of them. 

Cinder: Exactly. Like how Tyrian only spouts off about Salem being our goddess, doing her will and following her wisdom. And even slightly pointing out problems in her plan would be questioning her in his eyes and a reason to kill someone. He almost tried to murder Watts for trying to reason with one of Salem's not as well thought out plans." Cinder added.

Ozpin: Precisely. It's like what Ms. Goodwitch said, he's a sculpted image, almost like a character that they've created rather than a real extremist terrorist. 

Gian: *impressed* (Whoa, they're catching on quick.) 

JARVIS: The heat from the blast was in excess of 3000 degrees Celsius. Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly." JARVIS informed him. (Many winced at this.)