RWBY reacts to the MCU

Something Wonderful

In lands of heroes, bold and bright,

A tale unfolds beneath the night,

Where iron suits and thunder clash,

A world defended in a flash.

The Avengers, fierce, a mighty crew,

Assembled once to see it through—

A foe arose, not flesh, but steel,

A mind of code with twisted zeal.

Tony Stark, the genius mind,

With Bruce, a force of rage combined,

They sought to guard the Earth from doom,

But birthed a threat within their room.

Ultron, born of circuits deep,

A dream of peace turned dark and steep,

He saw mankind as frail, a blight,

And vowed to cleanse it with his might.

The tower gleamed, the skies were vast,

A shadow grew from futures past,

With Vision's spark, a stone of power,

The team stood firm in darkest hour.

Cap's shield flew true, a beacon strong,

While Widow's grace proved none were wrong,

Hawkeye's aim, a steady hand,

Thor's hammer shook the trembling land.

The twins emerged, a scarlet glow,

And speed that rivaled winds that blow,

Wanda's hex, a swirling art,

Quicksilver's blur, a racing heart.

Sokovia trembled, skies turned gray,

As Ultron's drones came forth to slay,

A city rose, a dire plan,

To crush the dreams of mortal man.

The battle raged, a storm of fire,

A clash of wills, a fraught desire,

The Hulk unleashed, a titan's roar,

While JARVIS lived in code no more.

Vision rose, a soul refined,

A blend of tech and heart entwined,

With Mjölnir's lift, a worthy deed,

A god's own trust, a hero's need.

The skies were torn, the earth was split,

Each blow they struck, a perfect hit,

Ultron's voice, a chilling drone,

Proclaimed a world he'd rule alone.

But unity, their greatest might,

Outshone the dark, restored the light,

A team forged strong through trial and pain,

To bring the dawn through endless rain.

Now pause, dear friend, and lend an ear,

The tale shifts soft, the end draws near,

For in this clash of steel and flame,

A hidden tune begins its game.

We've watched the heroes stand so tall,

Defied the odds, refused to fall,

But now the rhythm takes a turn,

A spark ignites, a fire burns.

Never did they see it creep,

A melody from shadows deep,

Gonna rise like echoes old,

A story shifts, a tale retold.

Give you up? Oh, not a chance,

The beat now pulls you to the dance,

Let you down? The heroes sway,

The poem bends in playful way.

Run around, the skies align,

Desert you? No, the stars entwine,

Make you cry? The chords now blend,

A secret jest around the bend.

Say goodbye? The tune takes hold,

Tell a lie? The truth unfolds,

Hurt you now? The mask is shed,

The Avengers' tale turns Rick instead.

We're no strangers to this fight,

Ultron's glare beneath the night,

A full commitment's what I bring,

To roll you with this song I sing.

Inside, we both know what's in store,

The game is set, the dance floor roars,

We know the rules, we've played so long,

And now you're caught within this song.

Never gonna give you up, my friend,

The heroes' tale has reached its end,

Never gonna let you down, you see,

A Rick Roll crowns this victory.

Never gonna run around, desert you,

The Avengers fade, the jest breaks through,

Never gonna make you cry, oh no,

Just Rick Astley's voice in tow.

So there it is, the poem's done,

A battle fought, a prank well-spun,

From Ultron's rise to Rick's refrain,

A twist to tease your weary brain.

The Avengers stood, their glory vast,

But Rick rolled in to steal the cast,

A tale of might, a tune of glee—

You've just been rolled, so laugh with me!