Eve: So, I think it's only normal that he sleeps with me, because obviously you can't take care of him.
Ahri: Oh, that's rich, what are you going to do, edge him to death?
Eve: Hey, I'm not a succubus, I feed off pain not desire, darling... schadenfreude, is a great feeling... he'd know...
Y/N: Pickle...
I start laughing in my drunken delirium, then Ahri plops her tail on my head and then drags me to her room.
Ahri: I'm taking him. You guys all had a turn with him, and now it's mine!
Y/N: What?
Ahri turns around and pulls my head down onto her shoulder, whispering-
Ahri whispers: I'm going to eat you alive...
She nips my ear, uh oh...
Y/N: Sober me up first, I want to remember this...
Eve: AKALI!!!
Akali: What?!
She pokes her head out of her room.
Eve: Sober up Y/N like you sobered me up that one time.
All that happens is Akali gets a devilish grin on her face, then runs over to the counter in her pajamas. Okay... nope, that's not all that happens. She puts me in a headlock, causing me to groan and drags me right into Ahri's room.
Akali: HAHA!!! I needed this...
She pulls me by my hair, French-kissing me and then taking my blazer off, kicking me to my knees, jamming my head under the bath faucet, and then cranking it to cold, oh fuck...
Y/N: FUCK!!! I'M MELTING!!! *Spitting, choking*
Eve: I love you when you're sober and miserable, detective, not drunk and overconfident.
Y/N: Huh? *Spit, gag*
Eve: You heard me.
She giggles as I'm waterboarded into sobriety by Akali. She cuts the water and lets me go once I catch my breath. Holy shit, good as new! Well... as good as it can get. I inch my way over to the toilet and-
*EPIC CHUNKY NOISES!*
Ahri: Oh, that's gross...
Akali: Says you, who had to hold your hair and stop your tails from flying around! Y/N, clean your mouth out before you put it on someone, please... I'm heading to bed.
Eve: Yeah, me too, goodnight!
They both leave out of the room, and Eve's tails trace a heart on my chest before wagging their way behind her.
Y/N: Love you guys... ugh...
I clean myself up, then strip my shirt off after it's been soaked, dropping my gun twin gun holsters too.
Ahri: Why were you just packing serious heat?!
Y/N: Because I was going out with the queen, I had to! To be honest, I think you're worth protecting.
Ahri: What if you shot somebody when you were drunk?!
Y/N: A risk I'm willing to take... and don't act like it wasn't funny to see me flop around like a fish!
Ahri: True... *light giggle*
She picks up my jacket and all my clothes, draping them over something outside the bathroom.
Ahri: Take the undershirt off too!
Y/N: What?
Ahri: P-please...
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Case Filed (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N, a detective, and a damn good one at that, has had multiple cases on his desk, and has solved them all the right way. With his partner Caitlyn, they are formidable, absolute professionals. Then, of course, in cliche fashion, he receives the case...
