Y/N: Kai... sleepyhead... it's time to wake up. Your sisters are hungry...
Kai: Mmmm... lemftomverrrrrs...
Eve: What did she say?
Kali: Leftovers?
Ahri: Oh, that's true! We have the leftover ramen from the other night.
Y/N: I could make something for you guys.
Kai: MMMMMMM!!! *Excessive groaning, cute snoring*
She crawls up and wraps her arms around me, tightening her grip.
Y/N: Never mind... and... I'm not hungry either.
Ahri: I got it.
Ahri leaves the back of the couch, heading to the kitchen I imagine with Kali.
Sera: She's like a sloth right now!
Y/N: More like a rock.
Sera: You aren't getting her off you either. She's such a heavy sleeper.
Y/N: Oh Sasa...
Sera leans down and gives me a kiss, then takes a trip to the kitchen.
I look down at her in her deep sleep and she slowly starts to smirk.
Eve: That's adorable... and... well, you have to sleep with her, it's just a rule.
Y/N: I bet if I break her heart, you break me.
Eve: Yes, and not in the good way, darling. Don't upset any of them... for me, please?
Y/N: Of course, how could I?
Eve: Mmmph...
She leans down, closing her eyes and giving me a fat kiss on the forehead like some mother would.
Alright, I'd let her be my mommy for a day, just to see what it's like...
For now though, I need to keep the rotation going.
That look in Ahri's eyes, the twitch in her tail, and the fact her smirk slowly turns more and more into a frown. Behind the blue, sometimes pink, sometimes gold eyes is a jealous fire.
I took her out on that one date, which wasn't even a real one, she just deserves more. I know she still misses Yasuo, regardless of what she said. Oop, she caught me staring, look away... look away Y/N...
Maybe I'll take her out again, maybe I'll get lucky, I could care less... no, I care about that too, alright. I just have to get Kai off of me while I develop this new flavor for the foxy type.
Ugh... IT'S HARD DATING FIVE CHICKS!!! It would be easier if I was a bum with no job! Wait... that's it... I need to become a PI, a private investigator, and then ask for jurisdiction on the case.
Ugh... but that's so hard though. It's also a pain in the ass to even GET my license. That's not something I can just ask for, right? Camille better have something good for that.
Anyway, besides that, this has been a week of all time, and I'm prepared to go out again, once this gothic goddess gets the idea to slide off my chest and stop laying on me. However, I can't complain, she's so warm... I should take her to bed though.
Y/N: You this tired? Want me to just take you to bed?
Kai slightly nods, not making a sound.
Y/N: Uppies, alright, on three, one... two... three! *Grunt*
I push myself up, wrapping my arms around her legs and hoisting her up with me. All she does is groan and clench me like a sloth holding onto a tree. Just adorable... if I do say so myself...
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Case Filed (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N, a detective, and a damn good one at that, has had multiple cases on his desk, and has solved them all the right way. With his partner Caitlyn, they are formidable, absolute professionals. Then, of course, in cliche fashion, he receives the case...
