Ahri: So, how long do we have to stay inside?
Y/N: Oh, you can go out on the patio and stuff, but you just should NOT leave the property, at all. Grocery stores offer delivery, I say take advantage of that. You should be alright.
Sera: But, why all of us? Ahri should be okay now!
Y/N: I'm afraid with all the stuff that I have written down in my notes, no.
Kali: But, like, uhm... we can handle ourselves!
Y/N: You, yes, but I don't think Kai or Eve can.
Eve: I beg your pardon!
Y/N: I don't think any of you can. Respectfully, Eve, you and I were almost killed in Zaun, which IS a normal occurrence, but... I'll be real. *Sigh*
Should I say it? I think I should.
Y/N: I... care about all of you now. At first it was because you guys inspired the world, but now I feel like I developed a connection with all of you, while some a more... intimate one. I want you guys to stay put.
Eve: You're going to say what I think you're going to say...
Y/N: Yes, what gives me my strength, my abilities, what keeps me... focused? I guess... is you guys planting your butts here and staying safe and secure.
Kali and Eve both abide by what I said, plopping down on the one couch.
Y/N: I love you guys.
Kali and Eve: We love you too... JINX!!!
Y/N: Jinx isn't here right now.
Eve snickers and starts tapping away on her phone, which causes a chain reaction to everyone else to tap away on their phones.
Eve: Well, I just cancelled our meeting, and since we have no manager... nobody is pissed, they can suck it, but you'll be the only one who gets to...
Y/N: I... get to suck it?
I sit down between some new flavors, or more... flavors I've tasted, but haven't gotten a real bite yet, Ahri and Kai'Sa. I look over at Eve and Akali next, then Sera joins in on their quiet conversation.
Kai: Girls... stop it...
Eve: No, it was like, this big.
She holds up her hands, then Kali holds up hers.
Kali: No, more like this... like... it was a total hog, sis.
Sera: No, Eve is right, you're just overthinking it since it was your first time.
Kali: NUH-UH!!!
Ahri looks back over at me, her ears fluttering when the air hits them.
Ahri: Ugh... kids...
Y/N: Even though Evelynn is older than you by enough. What are they even talking about? Sandwiches?
Kai: No, they're talking about how big your schlong is.
Y/N: Ew...
Eve: Hey, I have class! We were talking about our song lyrics, this is Akali's first melody, honey, not just a rap or a chorus! But that is a good idea... how big did he get for you?
I tune them out and lean back against the couch with Kai and Ahri.
Kai: A-aren't you glad you sat with us?
Y/N: Why so shy? There's no need, I don't bite, girl.
Kai: S-sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Ahri: Her actions speak louder than words.
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Case Filed (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N, a detective, and a damn good one at that, has had multiple cases on his desk, and has solved them all the right way. With his partner Caitlyn, they are formidable, absolute professionals. Then, of course, in cliche fashion, he receives the case...
