Y/N POV
Sera: So, who's going to win the bet?
Y/N: Ah... I don't know, maybe you?
Sera: You already know-
Y/N: I know, that was just a corny, bad attempt at asking.
Sera: Oh! So... how did you want to cuddle?
Y/N: Let's see what's open first. Where am I staying?
Sera: The little studio was a guest room before we turned it into one, so... maybe we could...
Y/N: Maybe...
Sera: Well, first, how's Evelynn?
Y/N: She's... alarmingly quick at accepting her TF-BF is gone.
Sera: That's... not good, she's not one to let go that easily.
Y/N: Apparently, this relationship was almost forced. She mentioned being abused and manipulated, but there must be something that kept her around. I'm guessing it was the lack of better options at the time. I mean Toby also somehow made Eve go out to try and seduce me to get information out of me but I turned her down, hard. She has done it many times before.
Sera: Eve was just Toby's tool... we all knew it but she was supposed to be all-knowing, the oldest.
Y/N: She deserves so much more than that, she's a gift from the stars.
Sera: Kai'Sa is more like a gift from the stars... with all her cake and her cosmic flair. Evelynn is more like a gift from the depths... an absolute gem that does not compare to any others.
Y/N: Huh, you're good with your metaphors.
Sera: I know, how do you think I got so good at singing?
Y/N: Because you're pwetty...
Sera: Pwetty... *Giggle*
I kiss her on the forehead right after she picks up my bag from the trunk. Then I shut the car and lock it up, lugging all my shit to the elevator.
Sera: Did anyone teach you the elevator passcode yet to our floor?
Y/N: There's a passcode?
Sera: Yeah... uhh... you just kept slipping in without it?
Y/N: I guess.
Sera: 420-69
Y/N: Nice.
Sera: I know... nice...
We ride the elevator all the way up to the top floor, where the penthouse is just chilling, waiting for me to move in.
Eve: Oh, look who's back, hey darling!
Y/N: Hey Baby...
She comes out of her room to kiss me on the cheek.
Eve: You got everything?
Y/N: Yep, so, where am I staying?
Ahri: HEY!!!
Ahri shouts from the lounge.
Ahri: That isn't fair at all! Why can't any of our crushes stay?!
Sera: Because Y/N doesn't have a home! Unlike Yasuo!
Yasuo: So, he's a bum?! Government pay sucks, don't it?!
Ahri winces, she's the smart one, well aware I'm probably a little pissy baby right now, emotions on overdrive.
Y/N: Hey! Dickhead!
I drop my bags and march my way into the lounge area.
Y/N: I'm on a short fuse right now, Assuo! You know what it's like to have six hitmen come to your house and destroy everything?
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Case Filed (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N, a detective, and a damn good one at that, has had multiple cases on his desk, and has solved them all the right way. With his partner Caitlyn, they are formidable, absolute professionals. Then, of course, in cliche fashion, he receives the case...
