Connie had decided to take the boys to an undisclosed location as a treat for not fighting for over a couple of weeks. They had briefly argued, but had started walking away from each other instead of letting it escalate. They'd also been fused more often than not, which was something to celebrate.
But of course, when Steven got a stomach ache from eating too many spicy fries, that was the last straw apparently.
They unfused right in the front seat, crammed against each other with Star loudly complaining.
"Why did we unfuse?" Star clutched his stomach and whimpered.
"I didn't want to deal with the consequences of your stupidity." Diamond rolled his eyes when Star whined again.
"Oh my gosh, I'm dying." Star cried pitifully.
"The only thing worse than that stomach pain is listening to you bitch about it." Diamond shifted to try and move away but they were squished with no extra room.
"Already headed to the nearest gas station," Connie replied. "You two are going to have to sit there and think about why this was an idiotic decision."
"It's not my fault Diamond is a stingy asshole and won't heal me."
"It's not my fault that you're stupid and Connie enables it," Diamond snapped.
"Get out." Connie's hands tightened on the steering wheel.
The pink man's eyes widened. "What?"
"I said," She growled, "Get out of the fucking car."
"We're going 85 miles an hour down a freeway." Diamond pointed out.
"You'll live."
She let that sit until the car was practically buzzing. "There, now you feel as shitty as both me and Star."
"I'm sorry."
Connie sighed and pulled off of the freeway. "Forgiven."
"We're having so much fun," Star wheezed.
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