"So, who tops?" Amethyst asked casually.
It was the fiftieth time someone had asked him that, and this time he stormed off to go find Connie and Star. They weren't very far, just sitting on the bench by the boardwalk.
"Hey, Diamond. You look... annoyed. Is everything okay?"
"Why does everyone keep asking me who tops and who bottoms? We don't have a lower floor bedroom." The Diamond was frustrated with yet another human thing he didn't know.
Star and Connie exchanged a look and did their best to hold back tears of laughter.
"Oh honey," Connie cringed. "Oh, sugar. Sweetheart. No, that's... that's not what that means at all."
Diamond glanced at a red faced Star and then zeroed in on Connie. "Then what does it mean?"
Connie sipped at her smoothie, trying to mask her apparent embarrassment. "You're the top. Just... tell them that."
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