Defense! Defense!

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Star and Diamond did not know sports. And furthermore, out of all of the sports, they knew football the least.

They were always amused to find Connie with a big bowl of popcorn yelling at the TV however, swearing and cheering with an excited, "Did you see that play?"

They'd nod every time, even though it looked more like men tackling each other and running around in butt accentuating tights.

Today, her team was playing against their mortal enemies and she was steely faced at the close score.

"Come on, gimmie some D!" She cried and stood up to yell at the TV some more.

Star and Diamond slinked into the living room and kissed her cheeks. She turned her head to regard them both in confusion.

"I'm sorry?" Star teased.

She looked over, suddenly yanked out of her world and blushed. "Defense... I... I meant Defense."

Diamond snorted. "I mean–,"

"Shut the hell up."

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