"Diamonds don't need to consume."
Star and Connie boo'ed at him.
"Come on, Diamond! Try new things and maybe you'll like them!"
"It's not gonna short a fuse is it?"
Diamond scowled at the hot chocolate. It smelled nice. It looked sweet. But consuming things was not in his nature. "Star the next time you make that joke I'm going to hospitalize you."
Connie burst out laughing. "Star, apologize."
"He just threatened to kill me! HE should apologize to ME!" Star argued.
She shook her head. "No, he threatened to hospitalize you."
He crossed his arms. "I'm sorry. Now drink the damn hot chocolate."
Diamond sighed and tipped the cup back. The drink was hot, but it didn't bother him at all. It was creamy and definitely sweet. "I could see myself enjoying it."
They cheered but he held up a finger.
"But."
"But what?" Star urged.
"I don't like the marshmallows."
The cheering turned back into boo's as he sat the cup down.
"You don't like marshmallows?" Connie exclaimed in horror.
"Why do you hate love?" Star accused, holding Connie close as she fake cried about failing as a parent.
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