Diamond was protective. Sometimes overly protective, and Connie had no problem giving him an earful until he felt the very dimmest shadow of regret.
He had learned not to glower at guys who took a second glance for so long that they hurried off.
He had learned she hated when he told her not to go somewhere.
He'd even learned that apparently, girls don't like to be told what they are wearing is too revealing.
A low riding crop top was something he had to keep to himself. He hated other people looking at her like predators. He hated the lingering stares and the catcalls and the occasional bold idiot who walked up to her as if he and Star weren't literally right next to her.
Today he was having a very on-theme problem with that crop top.
"Your bra strap is showing." It slipped out before he could stop it and he expected a nasty glare but instead she gasped.
"Oh no! Everyone's going to know I have boobs!" She brought her hands up to her cheeks in mock horror.
"You have boobs?" Star asked incredulously. "This is terrible! Now everyone knows!"
They both started fake panicking, crying out that this would destroy the future, alter the past and bend time as they knew it until a black hole inevitably destroyed everything they knew and loved.
"This is it, I can feel it," Connie clutched her chest. "The world is ending!"
"Someone call Victoria, her secret is out!" Star exclaimed.
They simpered and turned to Diamond, who had long ago crossed his arms. "Are you done?"
"Yes," They chorused.
"I was trying to be helpful."
Connie shrugged. "Maybe be helpful by telling me I look hot instead of dictating my clothing."
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