Yandere!One Piece x Reader

Chapter Sixty

Sanji: Hey, Yn, can you roast the chicken for tonight's dinner?
Yn, who can't cook to save her own life: Sure...

Later...
Yn, looking at the alive chicken on the counter: Bald. Fat. Ugly. Why do you have so many eggs but no rooster in sight? Your friends shit-talk you.
Chicken: 🐔...

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Anyway, there will be an important A.N. at the end of the chapter, please read it🩷
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(Y/n) sat on the train car and quietly listened to Sanji explain how he ended up on the train to begin with. She was pleasantly surprised with how easily he deducted where Robin and her would be, especially given the fact that nobody even hinted at anything. Silently nodding as he spoke, she tried to keep away the guilt she felt for escaping, while Franky and Robin were still stuck with the Cipher Poll 9. But, she did feel satisfied at the same time because it meant that Lucci would not apprehend her after making her look like a fool for trusting him.
'Annoying cat.' She thought, returning her attention back to Sanji.

"So, that's the short story. I came across Sogeking by accident while Franky and I were looking for a way to get into the car where the agent from the 7th unit was."
(Y/n) looked at the masked sniper as the blonde finished his explanation, to which she nodded her head.
"Sogeking, yeah... You never told me how you ended up on the train?"
Usopp gulped behind the mask, noticing the glare she was giving him now, and he cleared his throat.
"By accident! I stumbled into one of the cars by accident."

"Accident? That was a very lucky accident since everyone on the train was checked before leaving. You must be a master at hiding." (Y/n) hummed, by her tone alone she gave away that she didn't believe him at all.
"A master for sure!" Usopp nodded while laughing and puffing his chest out in pride. Sanji, who also knew that Usopp was the one behind the mask, lit up a cigarette before speaking.

"Oh, that reminds me. Sogeking, did you see Usopp by any chance? He has a long nose and curly hair. He left shortly before you appeared."
The sniper gulped again and pretended to think over Sanji's question. Both the cook and (Y/n) looked at each other with a deadpan expression.
'Does he think we are that stupid?'
'Apparently.'
The two thought to each other as the sniper finally spoke up.

"Usopp... Usopp... No, I've never seen him before. But, I am sure he is a very handsome guy based on your description, right, (Y/n)?"
This caused Sanji's amused expression to turn into a serious one and looked at (Y/n) as well, who felt put on the spot.
'Stupid long-nose!' She thought to herself while sighing, deciding to join in on the joke, or at least she thought it was one.

'Please say yes! Please say yes!'
The sniper chanted to himself, eagerly waiting for an answer.
"He is. It's so sad that he isn't here." She sighed sadly as the boy's face started to burn up.
"Alright! Enough of that! We need to focus on Luffy and when they will arrive!" Sanji said as he threw away his cigarette and glared at the sniper. (Y/n) looked surprised at the cook because of his change in mood, but said nothing while the sniper was stuck on cloud nine.

'She was just being nice! She doesn't mean that! (Y/n) only thinks I am handsome, after all.'
There was a short silence between them. Sanji was fuming on the inside, resisting the urge to kick Usopp, who was swinging from side to side. (Y/n) looked back, trying to see if the Rocket Man was anywhere close by, and for a while, there was nothing, just darkness and odd calmness. It was weird after all the storm and unruly waters she saw earlier.

Just as she was about to sit down again, she heard the sound of an engine, a train!
"Huh?! Are they back?!" Usopp yelled as Sanji hit him on the head.
"Idiot! The sounds are coming from the direction opposite to Puffing Tom!"

"It's Luffy!!"
(Y/n) grinned as she saw the train in the distance approaching them while Luffy stood on it.
"Luffy!" She waved at the boy, stopping for a moment when she noticed the giant frog the pirates saw a few days ago.
'What's that frog doing there?' She raised an eyebrow, focusing her attention on the animal and neglecting to notice Luffy stretching his arm out.
"What are we going to do?! They will crash into us!" Usopp asked as Sanji shrugged.