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Although Aokiji had left them hours ago and without hurting anyone, the pirates still couldn't calm, nor could they relax like they initially planned to do on this island. Which was a real shame. It was a really beautiful and nice place. The view was nice, and all the s9unds of nature could make anyone feel at ease, but not after what had happened several hours ago. (Y/n) decided to leave the group on the island for now and take the bath she had planned.
'So warm~'
Humming, the girl felt her muscles relax, and for a moment, she just wanted to forget everything and maybe pretend that she had never left Alabasta, but not even she was that delusional.
"Aokiji really knows how to get on someone's nerves. He was a lot different last year, but then, on the other hand, I spoke to him for barely ten minutes back then. Not to mention, I had to take care of my bloody nose, and focusing on an admiral was the last thing on my list." (Y/n) thought to herself, flinching and touching her nose at the memory. While it had been over a year, she could still feel the same pain from time to time.
🦋One year ago🦋
It was nighttime in Alabasta, and (Y/n) had decided to take a walk and clear her mind. A few days prior, she had performed one of her bigger attacks on one of the bases of the Baroque Works, and she was very proud of herself. After all, there were words traveling around now how Crocodile will take care of the issue himself. And while she was walking down the somewhat deserted streets, she heard a man's voice crying and pleading to be left alone. Thinking it was one of Crocodile's people harassing a civilian, (Y/n) quickly ran into the direction the man's voice was coming from.
To her surprise, though, the two people she found there harassing the man were two men she never saw in her whole life. One had bright red hair along with a red cloak, while the other one wore a mask and had weird saw things attached to her arms. She blinked a few times, taking in their bizarre appearances before rushing to push the man away before the redhead could attack him again.
And this was exactly what had brought (Y/n) in this situation. Standing all bloody and with a broken nose, most probably in the streets of the city, while an agitated redhead stood across from her.
'I knew I should have stayed with big brother. Now I have to explain to him why my nose is broken.' (Y/n) thought, already expecting a big scolding from the older, but her thoughts got interrupted by the redhead.
"Hey! Are you even listening to me?!"
Shaking her head, (Y/n) held on to her bleeding nose.
"I'll be honest, I stopped listening to you a few minutes ago since your explanation on why you two attacked that man was ass at best."
Her answer, which was accompanied by an eye roll pissed the redhead even more off.
"Listen, kid, do you know who you are even messing with here? We can make you disappear!" The taller yelled, making (Y/n) raise an eyebrow.
"Did you just call me a kid? You don't look much older than me. But, alright, if that's what you want." She shrugged before glaring at him.
"No, old man, I have no clue who either of you are. But, you have no right to harass the civilians here or steal their money. You and the fellow old man next to you can leave."
The man with the mask stiffened a little as the redhead grew more agitated by her words.
"I will kill you, little girl!"
'He has the built of a lion, but the temperament of a chihuahua that hadn't been fed for three days.' (Y/n) thought as an image of the red dog was formed in her head, making her laugh a little. The pirate was about to walk over to her side and punch her again, but was stopped by spikes of ice appearing between the two.
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FanfictionAll (Y/n) wanted was to free her home country from Sir Crocodile's tyranny, not get a bounty on her head and being pulled into the adventures with the Straw Hats. But deciding to stay positive, (Y/n) will use this time furthering her research and ma...
