Yandere!One Piece x Reader

Very random One piece scenarios

I just noticed I hit 5k stars or whatever they are called, so here is a small commercial break from the normal plot

Hancock: I do not fall in love
Gloriosa: Ok
Hancock: Even if I were to fall in love, it would be someone strong, tactful, graceful, and smart.
Sandersonia: Yeah, sure
Hancock: Seriously! Nothing less than perfection-
*Yn, tripping on air and falling on the ground, knocking over some expensive items in the process*
Hancock:...
Marigold: You were saying?
Hancock: I found the woman of my dreams ♡_♡ *runs over to help her out*
Gloriosa: Damn it...
Sandersonia: Now you owe us money. We told you she is in love.
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Kid: I am stronger than him. So that's why we should date
Yn: Oh-
Law: Nope, I am stronger. In fact, I can hold the whole world in my one hand.
Kid: We both know you can't. Right, Yn?
Yn: Why am I in this?
Law: I will prove to you that I am right
Law, puts his hand under Yn's chin: See. I am holding the whole world.
Yn: ○/////○
Kid: I will cut your hand off if you don't remove it-
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Penguin: I have a crush on someone
Shachi: Tell me who it is! Rip off the band-aid!
Penguin: It's Yn.
Shachi:...
Penguin:...
Shachi: Put the band-aid right back where it was!
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Chopper: Truth or dare?
Sanji: Dare!
Chopper: Stop following Yn everywhere
Sanji: I don't want to play this game anymore.
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Luffy: Ok. Today is the day. No more excuses. I can do it. Chat, do you think I can rizz up Yn?
Yn, eating: Luffy, who are you talking to?
Luffy: You noticed me?! I won!
Yn: I think Chopper needs to give you some meds...
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Robin, looking at Yn in disbelief: So, you and Kaku have been seeing each other after all that stuff at Enies Lobby?
Yn: Well, yes
Sanji: Please, make my suffering stop.
Nami, whispering to Usopp: Giraffes can't swim, right?
Usopp: We can test that theory
Zoro: Let's make it harder and remove his legs.
Luffy, after recovering: And what have you two been doing in that time period?
Yn: You know, the usual, talking and getting to know-
Kaku: Making out.
Yn: That too- Franky, put the fridge down!
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Yn: I found the perfect man!
Chopper: Who?
Yn, pointing at Killer: He is my himbo!
Chopper: Is that a petname among you humans?
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Lucci: ...
Yn:...
Lucci:...
Yn, growing nervous at his staring: What?
Lucci: Nothing. Why are you staring-
Hattori: He wants to tell you that you have a nice voice.
Lucci: Lies!
Yn: Aww! Thank you!
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Yn: You are the most jealous man I have ever met-
Wyper: You know other men?!
Yn: Nevermind...
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Nami: How do I make Yn like me? Like, in a romantic way?
Chopper: Try giving her compliments. Or showing interest in her hobbies!
Nami: Great idea!

Later...
Yn: Hey, Nami, want to go eat-
Nami: You have a nice butt
Yn: Thanks ○////○
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Bepo: Ok, on this submarine, we have a few rules. A newer rule is that you don't fall for the same woman the captain fell for.
Shachi: That won't be an issue

After Wano
Shachi: We have an issue-
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Zoro: This one flirting tactic is so stupid. Yn just laughs at me whenever I do it
Brook: Which one are you talking about?
Zoro: That whole lip biting thing
Brook: You can show me how you do it. Maybe I can help.
Zoro: Ok *bites his lip*
Brook:..
Brook: Have you ever thought of biting your lower lip instead?
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Yn: I am kind of cold...
Robin: And?
Yn: That's a hint to cuddle.
Robin: Oh! Sure. Come here
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Yn: I hate you.
Doflamingo: Well, according to the picture I drew of us, we are actually married
Yn:...
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Yn: Listen! It was dark, and I didn't know where I was going. I accidentally ran into Law!
Caesar: That doesn't explain why I found you two making out.
Yn: Oh that! Yeah, that was on purpose.