"I'll be home for quismois~"
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Me, looking at Trump's cabinet picks: Is... Is that doctor Oz???😨
🦋🦋🦋🦋Spandam's office was quiet for a short while. The agents were silently observing a beat up Robin and Franky, laying on the floor as Spandam went to his desk to check out the papers he was looking for so long.
'Finally! After all this time, they are in my possession! Oh, I can just smell a nice promotion and the praises! If only that girl was here too, but in due time. I can always send Lucci to get her.' The leader of the unit thought as he rummaged through the bag, throwing some bottle that had liquid in it on the ground and shattering them consequently.
"Don't you think you should be careful with those?" Kalifa raised an eyebrow as Jabura looked at her in confusion.
"Why? It's just some weird looking water."
"Are you stupid, or do you just look like it?" Kaku looked back at his colleague as Spandam quietly opened the folder.
'She works so hard on those. How dare he destroy them as if they are nothing?!'
Robin glared at Spandam as she recovered from the earlier punch."Kaku, I recommend you to keep quiet. You don't want to see me mad right now." Jabura sent him an annoyed grin as the other just shrugged his shoulders.
"I am shivering in my shoes. Do I need to remind you that you are ranked below me?"
"That's it! I will kill you right here and now!" Jabura got off of his seat and made his way towards Kaku, who was already in a fighting stance.
"Try it, you dog.""Hold up. Hold up. There is no reason to fight, you two." Blueno quickly stepped in between the two and then proceeded to send a glance towards Lucci and Kalifa.
"Are you two not going to help?"
"It's not my job to babysit them." Lucci shrugged.
"Let them fight it out if they can't talk like adults." Kalifa fixed up her glasses as Spandam's yells echoed through the room.
"WHAT IS THIS?!""Boss, are you injured?! Do you want me to kill myself?" Kumadori quickly jumped off of the couch as the rest looked at him in confusion.
"Lucci, Kalifa, Kaku, Blueno, you all had a simple task when it comes to that cursed girl! Bring her and the research papers here! And you couldn't do either of them!"Spandam turned around to glare at them while clenching the papers. Robin looked oddly at Franky, who was equally confused.
"What are you talking about? You are holding them." Kaku asked, but quickly grew quiet when Spandam threw the papers to the ground. Now that the rest was able to see what was written on them, they understood why he was mad."What is that? Is that a human with seven fingers?" Kumadori wondered as he picked one of the drawings up.
"What an odd research... Maybe it's a code that we need to decipher. Quick, what does a half horse-half worm mean?"
"It means that you were tricked, Blueno! Are you stupid?!" Jabura looked at him in a dumbfounded manner."Look, this one looks like your unrequited love, Jabura." Fukurou unzipped his mouth and picked one of the drawing up to show them to the other agent.
"That thing looks nothing like my beloved Gatherine!" Jabura said, looking very much offended on the woman's behalf.
"Well, considering that she rejected you for Rob Lucci, I wouldn't call her yours."
"Shut up, you blabbering mouth!"While the agent tried to restore some dignity and shut the other one up, Lucci, Kaku, and Kalifa looked over at Spandam, who was seething at them.
"I am giving you a simple, very simple order now. Find that girl once we are done with these two, and bring her here. I don't care if you have to beat her up, got it?"
The humiliation and anger on Spandam's face were quite obvious, while the trio kept that well concealed as he spoke.'I can't believe I got outsmarted by some rookie pirate!' Kalifa clenched her fists as she stared at the drawings.
'As humiliated as I am... I have to say that this makes her hotter in my eyes.' Kaku adjusted his hat in order to hide the obvious blush on his face.
'That little rat... I will teach her what happens when she disobeys. Maybe I have to train her like dogs are trained.' Lucci smirked as a dark glint shone in his eyes.
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