Yandere!One Piece x Reader

Chapter Seventy-Four

My friend has the worst luck imaginable when it comes to the fictional men she likes. Why? Well:
Ace: Cooked and fried
Rengoku: Shish kebab by Akaza
That one brother from Fullmetal alchemist. I don't remember his name, but I believe he got turned into ashes
Shanks: Deadbeat and alcoholic
And now she has the audacity to say that she might start liking Law?! Excuse me, but stay away from my man, you just bring death upon the men you like! Safe to say, I am helping her look for another dude to like.

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Did everyone pack everything- Sanji? Are you still depressed over that picture?" (Y/n) asked as both her and Luffy looked at the cook, who was clearly in a less than stellar mood. Well, Nami, Chopper, and him were less than happy over the wanted posters, although for completely different reasons.

"I can't believe I am a wanted pirate now. It's ok, it's only 16 million, nobody goes after that little money."
"It isn't that little either, Nami." (Y/n) grinned as the girl pulled on her cheeks.
"You shut up with your 170 million! You are a hazard to be around on the next island!"
Shortly after Nami said that, the navigator stared at (Y/n) in silence before quickly pulling her into a hug.

"I am sorry! You are not a hazard! I am sorry!"
"It's ok, Nami. Can you let me go now?"
"Sanji, come on and get up. We need to leave."
"Is he still depressed?" Robin asked Luffy, who just shrugged.
"I think so."
"I am now the laughing stock of all women. Nobody will want me."
"You just realized that?" Zoro wondered, which rilled the cook up.

"Shut up, you stupid Mosshead!"
"This isn't fair! I fought as well and am only worth 50." The reindeer sobbed as (Y/n) picked him up and gave him a kiss on  the nose.
"Yup! You were the bravest of us all! I am sure that next time you will get a better bounty."
The actions seemed to be enough for Chopper to calm down and get back in his happy-go-lucky mood as the other pirates watched on with anger and resentment.

'That was my kiss! Why did Chopper get it? I am the captain here!'
'Why am I not a reindeer?' Nami sighed as Robin rolled her eyes.
'Stupid furrball.'
"Hey..."
"...(Y/n)..."
Hearing Zoro and Sanji call her, she turned to look at them in confusion while holding Chopper tightly.
"Yes? What is it you two?"
"We are depressed, too. Give us a kiss."
"I will kick you into the next dimension if you don't get it together!'
She yelled as Luffy cleared his throat, catching the attention of the others.

"Let's go, everyone! Our dream ship and new crewmate are waiting for us!"
"While we are at the new crewmate part, is it really necessary to humiliate Franky into joining us?"
(Y/n) looked at the captain as they followed after the sisters and Kokoro. While she did want Franky to join them, she really wasn't a fan of the plan Luffy came up with.
"Yes! Don't worry, though. It will be fun."
"For you maybe..." She sighed before wordlessly going with the others.

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The walk to the shore where the shipwrights were building the new ship was filled with random chatters and bickering. Everyone was anxious about the new ship since Going Merry was all they ever had. But the ship wasn't the only thing making them nervous. A certain sniper being missing was worrying them, too.

"Do you think that Usopp will come?" Zoro glanced at (Y/n) and Chopper as the others walked a little bit further in front of them.
"Yeah... He will. I know he will. It's just a matter of time. He won't want to stay on this island."
"And do you think that he will apologize?" Chopper wondered as both her and Zoro let out heavy sighs.

"I hope so."
"He better does."
"You two are not really reassuring me, you know!" Chopper cried out, and to comfort him, (Y/n) gave him a few backpats.
"Chopper, we all can hope. Come on, we need to first sort out Franky before Usopp." Zoro said as he grabbed (Y/n)'s hand, dragging her after him to the shipyard.