Chapter 36
Shannon's pov:
I wake up the next morning with Calum's arm draped over me and my own arm draped over a big stuffed moose. I actually won it for Calum, but he won't admit it and is trying to tell the guys he got it for me.
Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin?
The door swings open and in barges Ashton.
"Rise and shine motherfuckers it's a brand new day," he yells, standing next to the bed.
Calum groans and flips over, hiding under the covers.
"Can't it just be a lazy day today, I'm so tired," I reply.
"We have to make the most of the time we have left with you so get up," he responds, not taking no for an answer. Ashton grabs my wrists and physically pulls me out of the bed. I fall out and lay face down on the ground, not having any intention to move until Ashton decides to fucking sit on me.
"Ashton!" I scream, trying to push him and failing.
"What? Is something wrong?" he giggles looking down at me innocently.
"Well you're sitting on my back and crushing my intestines so," I roll my eyes.
"I got my hair cut so some of my weight is gone," he laughs, still not getting off.
I groan and stuff my face into the carpet. I hear rustling in the bed above us and hear feet come down next to my face.
"Oh I didn't know we were having a dog pile," Calum says beginning to squat down.
"Calum if you sit on Ashton, then I will no longer be Shannon, I will be like Flat Stanley, Flat Shannon," I warn, my eyes pleading him not to.
"Fine, but only because you're my girlfriend," he sighs reaching down to grab my hand, but he quickly pulls away. "PSYCH!"
The next thing I know is that my face is being squished into the carpet.
"I hate you," I mumble into the carpet.
Calum starts tickling me in the spot he knows I'm the most ticklish, my inner thigh.
"NO CALUM!" I scream laughing into the carpet. "S-STOP!"
"Not until you say I'm better than Ashton."
"O-of course you're better t-than Ashton!" I exclaim laughing still until Calum finally stops tickling me.
"HEY WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Ashton yells offended.
"Sorry I love you Ash, but Calum's my boyfriend and I wanted him to stop tickling me," I sigh apologizing.
"You're a bad cousin," he mutters laying down flat on top of me as Calum already got off.
Oh god not again.
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Eventually the boy finally gets off of me and forgives me for saying Calum is better.
"Okay, but can we please have a lazy day, my body hurts from all the dog piling," I say before taking a bite of my toast with Nutella on it.
"That's a good idea, then we can watch fetus videos of the boys and laugh at them!" Summer exclaims, high-fiving me.
"That is a great idea," I agree.
"No that's a really bad idea," Calum butts in, annoyed with us already.
I stand up and walk over to the fridge to get some more apple juice and start to talk again.
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