Harry Styles Imagines and Preferences

Autocorrect text messages

Day 1

Harry: Hey babe, I'm feeling pretty lucky about a new song. Have you seen my favorite penis?

You: Um......

Harry: What? You haven't seen it?

You: :/

Harry: OH SHIT!! Babe no, I meant pencil....PENCIL!

You: Oh okie lmao, I got a little scared for a moment...

Day 2

You: Babe, you've been in the bathroom forever. What are you doing?

Harry: Looking at my sexy erection

You: wtf?

Harry: REFLECTION!!!

You: Mhmmmmm

Day 3

Harry: Baby I miss you!! How long is it going to take for you to help your friend paint her room??? :(

You: Harold....we're painting...it'll take a while

Harry: Ugh......What color is it anyway?

You: Period red

Harry: ........that's a color?

You: PERSIAN RED NOT PERIOD....OH MY GOD

Harry: I bet you're blushing XD

You: You won that bet

Day 4

You: I miss you!!

Harry: Aww kitten!! I'll be home soon I promise

You: Where are you headed now??

Harry: I'm still with Louis. He's about to show me his cock, I'm super excited!!

You: OH MY GOD WHAT????

Harry: What?

Harry: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Harry: HIS COCK

Harry: SHIT NO

Harry: HIS DOCK!!

Harry: Where his boats are!!

You: LARRY STYLINSON EVERYONE!!!!!

Harry: *rolls eyes*

Day 5

You: Oh my god!! Harry I had no idea Louis had a wild dick!

Harry: WHAT??

Harry: Y/N WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??

Harry: ARE YOU WITH LOUIS??

Harry: ARE YOU DOING THE DIRTY WITH HIM??

Harry: OH MY GOD

Harry: Y/N!!

You: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

You: OMFG I MEANT DUCK!!

You: D U C K

You: Louis just sent a video of his new duck he got

Harry: Is that all he sent you a video of.....

You: HAROLD!!

Day 6

You: Can't wait till you come home!! I can't wait to cuddle my baby bear!! Xoxox

Harry: I can't wait to lick my kitty!!

You: Autocorrect?

Harry: ....who said it was autocorrect.....

You: :0