Jokes

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"Knock knock" Harry muttered in your ear.

You turned your attention to Harry and away from the tv.

"Who's there?" You asked.

"Little old lady..." Harry answered.

"Little old lady who?"

"Oh...I didn't know you could yodel" Harry grinned.

Oh my god.

You started laughing.

"Want to hear a pizza joke?" Harry asked.

"Sur-"

"Never mind, it may be too cheesy....." Harry said, cutting you off.

You stared laughing again.

"God Harry these are terrible" you giggled.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?" You said rolling your eyes playfully.

"Usher."

"Usher who?"

"Usher wish you'd let me in" Harry said laughing at his own joke.

Jesus can these get any worse?

You're not even sure why you're laughing at these jokes....maybe because Harry's the one who's telling them.

And harry can make you smiled no matter what.

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"A cow goes..."

"A cow goes who?"

"No....a cow goes moo......"

"Oh my god harry" you giggled.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?" You asked for the billionth time now.

"Hula...."

"Hula who?"

"......."

"Oh my goodness, okay Harry I have one for you" you smiled.

"Knock knock" you said.

"Who's there?" Harry asked.

"Not me."

And with that, you stood up leaving Harry on the couch.

"HEYYYYYYY!!!!" You heard harry whine and you couldn't help but laugh.

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