One-shots & Short Stories [Levi | Reader]

Levi x Reader ~ Pick Me Up

"Let us have a contest." Hanji announced as we all sat around the table one day at breakfast. Honestly most people at the table, all superiors at that looked at her questioningly or suspiciously as I raised a single eyebrow at her sudden announcment, because she's had other contests before and they ddin't end up perfectly good.

Like a squad leader myself I had to think for the security of my squad and I did not want my babies involded in a thing created by Hanji. Not all the time anyway.

"What is this contest you're talking about, Hanji?" I asked cautiously, the others awaiting the answer just as eagerly as I did for the mad woman sometimes had ideas that could actually entertain us.

"Of course it'll be a pick up line contest." The woman exclaimed with flaring cheeks and that everlasting gleam of excitement in her eyes as we all stared at her form speechless with blank faces.

"Who do you even fucking think will participate in that shit, four eyes?" Levi's voice broke the thick deafening silence on the superior's table and she laughed as I stared at her strangely. She knew really no people would do that thing, right? Levi was for once right.

"Of course a lot of people. After we state the prize of course." She smirked and all of us looked at her suspiciously, this wasn't going to be leading to anything good.

"Whoever wins can wish for a thing. Whatever it is. And for the cadets they won't have duties for the next month." She finished and all of our eyes widened, making her laugh hysterically as I already knew this wasn't going to end good. For myself at least.

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"Whoever manages to get a reaction out of (Y/N) or Levi wins." That was the grand rule. Everyone could try. But a thing was, they had two tries at most. If you fail on both, you're out. And even better. Both sexs had a winner. It wasn't only one after all.

And now here we all were in the mess hall, all people around myself and Levi, already trying out their pick up lines on each other and shit. We stood on two chairs next to each other in the very center of the room as voices came from all sides, then Hanji jumped on a table and announced:

"Now we will start the contest! All attendants to form groups of males and females and stand in front of their judge in the middle of the room." 

People parted, both cadets and superiors and stood in two lines in front of me and Levi, honestly I didn't even knew how Hanji forced him into this. Or is he doing this because he wants to win as well?

By any means I didn't know that, nor could I be sure.

"Now begin. First attendant for (Y/N): Jean Kirstein. Make her at least blush. Go on." Hanji announced and everyone was silent, I felt Levi was watching me, but in all honestly who exactly wasn't?

"So?" I quirked an eyebrow at the sweating and yet smirking boy as he huffed and loosened his collar, taking a deep breath, then coughing slightly and talking:

"Are you a magician?" He started. "Because whenever I'm looking at you, everyone else disappears." He smirked and I only rouse my eyebrows, all people were looking at me for a reaction. 

"Then I suggest you buy yourself some glasses, Jean, your eyes may have a serios problem." I stated and everyone kept silent for the next two seconds, then the room exploded in laugher as I just smirked at the flustered boy, who just spoke again. Two tries after all.

"You're lips seem very lonely. Would you like them to meet mine?"

"Actually, they're already reserved. For like... My whole life." I spoke back again and everyone laughe yet once again as Levi just watched me from the side and I smirked at him cockily in a way like "Can you do any better?".