One-shots & Short Stories [Levi | Reader]

Romantic? More Like NO [Levi | Reader]

(A/N) | This is an official sequel of Fairy Tale NOT Like  because a lot of people wanted to see what happens next, so it would make more sense if you read it first

"Levi, I really am irritated right now." 

Hearing her voice from the insides of the female cadets' showers just made him irritated as well. She may have been pretty, but screaming around could cause a problem for them both if someone just happened to hear. 

It was way too eary for another headache for Levi. It was exactly 5:40 am and as we take the fact that he hadn't had more than two hours of sleep, a headache so early in the morning wouldn't be the best thing for his mental health.

"Yeah, as if I don't fucking know that already. I'm irritated, too." He was leaning on the wall just next to the door of the showers.

If he just leaned back slightly and popped his head inside, (Y/N)'s body would be in full view of his hawk eyes. But he shouldn't do such a thing. He wasn't interested in such a thing either. It was too risky to try being a pervert and get caught. If he had luck maybe today Mikasa Ackerman wouldn't be up as early and going for a shower. 

If she saw him in front of the entrance to the showers with a woman already inside having a shower his reputation would be ruined because that brat hated his guts and from "Humanity's Strongest Soldier" his title would grow to be "Humanity's Most Perverted Old Fart" in less than a day. 

But he wouldn't let his subordinates disrespect him whether he was caught in the female showers with a woman or not. Even more because of the fact the fucking brats themselves could only wish to peep in that damn place.

"How would you be? You're not the one having to play a ninja around an army's headquarters." She snapped from the inside.

"Yes, but I'm the one having to play the stupid ninja's shitty bodyguard around the headquarters of the army I'm supposed to be second-in-command in, so don't you fucking complain." He hissed in return.

"Fine. Just tell me one thing."

The sound of water hitting the floor slowly got lighter until it was no longer there and the steps of the woman followed before Levi felt a wave of warmness hit his side. With his body still leaning on the wall the raven turned his head and came almost nose to nose with (Y/N), who was leaning against the doorframe of the entrance in all of her newly bathed glory. 

The raven's pupils dilated at the surprisingly nice view in front of him. She was so close he could reach out and touch her if he wanted, but he didn't dare to. His eyes briefly traced the water droplets skimming across her skin and falling on the wooden floor where his feet stood rooted.

"What am I going to wear now?" Her sweet voice, laced with fake innocence, cut his train of thoughts and he was able to look with a glare back to her face. He snorted in displeasure and narrowed his eyes at her small smirk. "You're not going to give me any of your clothes, are you now?"

The situation was so messed up right now.

First thing Levi did after brining her coffee was to insult her of how bad she smelled and drag her to the female showers, stating that he didn't fucking care what she thought as long as she bathed. Then in the middle of the shower she had asked what was she going to wear afterwards and he had said that he had a plan for that shit.

Well, you know what? He had no fucking plan how to deal with that shit.

It was impossible for him to give her his clothes - if they were seen together and she had clothing belonging to him on herself who knows what the observant of the situation might think. He wouldn't let her put on the dress from last night because he had already stacked it in the dirty clothes. Stealing someone's clothing was out of the equation and him sneaking around HQ with her just in a towel was the worst outcome of this situation there could be. Asking Hanji or any other female soldier to willingly hand over clothes wasn't going to be any better.